Teen Wolf
Season 2 Episode 12 - Master Plan
Summary:
With a shocking death on the lacrosse field, Scott and his friends rush
to figure out Gerard's master plan while Derek plots to take him down
using his own methods.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
Teen Wolf's Season 2 Finale: Body Shock (PHOTO RECAP) - TV.com
'Teen Wolf' Season 2 Finale Recap: The Good Guys Kind of Win - BuddyTV
Teen Wolf Recap of the Season 2 Finale, "Master Plan": Old Blue Eyes - Wetpaint
'Teen Wolf' season finale recap: A breakup and a shakeup - EW.com
'Teen Wolf' finale recap: Scott and Stiles end up back where they began as a new enemy emerges - Zap2it
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Lacrosse Coach: I know I yell a lot. But it’s not like I hate you guys. Well, I kind of hate Greenberg, but... That’s different. It’s Greenberg.
Peter: I’m gonna go with Scott on this one. I mean, have you seen his mom? She’s gorgeous! / Everybody : Shut up!
Isaac: Who is he? / Scott: That’s Peter, Derek’s uncle. A little while back he tried to kill
us all so we set him on fire and Derek slashed his throat. / Peter: Hi.
Mr. Argent: You’re going to tell me what happened at the game. / Gerard: Didn’t you hear? We won.
Derek: What is that? A book? / Peter: No, a laptop. What century are you living in?
Peter: Look. Someone actually made an animation of it. Maybe it’s less frightening if we... Nope.
Peter: Someone certainly enjoys making an entrance...
Stiles: The 10-year plan for making Lydia fall in love with me may have to stretch to 15, but the plan is definitely still in motion.
Episode Music:
Dan Michaelson - "Breaking Falls"
Emma Lee - "I Could Live With Dying Tonight"
Foy Vance - "Midnight Starlet"
Alt-J - "Bloodflood"
Robert Koch - "Nitesky"
Aidan Hawken - "The Argument"
Crystal Fighters "At Home"
NEWS ABOUT SEASON 3:
Great news! Season three of Teen Wolf will be 24 episodes! View story here.
Also, Carina MacKenzie (Zap2it) has an article "10 things to expect from showrunner Jeff Davis" - take a gander.
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Sunday, August 19, 2012
After It Airs (Teen Wolf 8/13)
Sunday, August 12, 2012
After It Airs (Teen Wolf 7/30 & 8/6)
Teen Wolf
Season 2 Episode 10 & 11 - Fury / Battlefield
"Fury"
Summary:
With a shocking secret revealed, Scott, Stiles, Melissa and Stilinski are taken hostage in the Sheriff's Station. Things get completely out of hand when Allison tracks Derek to the station, bringing Argent and Gerard with her.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
Teen Wolf: Frownin' & Drownin' (PHOTO RECAP) - TV.com
'Teen Wolf' Recap; The Bloody Legacy of the 2006 Swim Team - Buddy TV
Teen Wolf Recap for Season 2, Episode 10, "Fury": Allison, Your Aim Is True - Wetpaint
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Stiles: Isn’t it obvious? Our swim team sucks! They haven’t won in, like, six years! ... OK, we don’t have a motive yet.
Stiles: Trust me, they’ll let you in. / Mr. Stilinski: Trust you? / Stiles: Trust... Scott?
Derek: This is the one controlling him? This kid?
Matt: Werewolves, hunters, kanimas... It’s like a frickin’ Halloween party every full moon!
Matt: You should give me a chance! Because remember how I said I’m not the kind of guy who would say something like, Well, if I can’t have her, no one can? It’s not totally true. Because, Allison, if I can’t have you, no one can!
Episode Music:
Zola Jesus - Night
"Battlefield"
Summary:
Scott must help win the championship lacrosse game while also trying to figure out how to stop Gerard. At the same time, Allison and Argent continue their hunt of Derek and his wolves.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
Teen Wolf: Lacrosse to Bear (PHOTO RECAP) - TV.com
'Teen Wolf' Recap: When You're Going Through Hell, Take Your Shirt Off - BuddyTV
Teen Wolf Recap of Season 2, Episode 11, "Battlefield": Lacrosse to Bear - Wetpaint
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Stiles: Why would you ask me that? Uh no, I never actually play. But since one of my teammates is dead and another one is missing, who knows, right?
Stiles: I’m fine. You know, aside from the not-sleeping. The jumpiness. The constant, overwhelming, crushing fear that something terrible’s about to happen...
Peter: I’m out of commission for a few weeks and suddenly there’s lizard people, geriatric psychopaths, and you’re cooking up werewolves out of every self esteem-deprived adolescent in town.
Danny: Are you OK, dude? / Jackson: I’m perfect. / Danny: Well, we all know that. But are you OK?
Lacrosse Coach: Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will be joining others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. / Mrs. McCall: What? / Lacrosse Coach: Mankind. That word should have new meaning for all of us today... / Mrs. McCall: What the hell is he talking about? / Stiles: He does this every year. / Mrs. McCall: Seriously? / Lacrosse Coach: We’re fighting for a right to live! / Mrs. McCall: Wait. Is this... / Stiles: Yeah. It’s the speech from Independence Day.
Stiles: I’m playing? On the field? With the team? / Lacrosse Coach: Yes, unless you’d rather play with yourself. / Stiles: I already did that today. Twice.
Sheriff: Oh no. Why is my son out on the field?
Gerard: This would be so much more poetic if it were halftime.
Stiles: I scored a goal? I scored a goal! I scored a goal!!!
Episode Music:
The Datsuns - "Brain Tonic"
Heavy Young Heathens - "Fly Curious"
Heavy Young Heathens - "Tall Order"
DJ Kentaro - "Kikkake (Quemists Remix)"
Blue Stahli - "Jet Set"
Woodkid - "Run Boy Run"
Season 2 Episode 10 & 11 - Fury / Battlefield
"Fury"
Summary:
With a shocking secret revealed, Scott, Stiles, Melissa and Stilinski are taken hostage in the Sheriff's Station. Things get completely out of hand when Allison tracks Derek to the station, bringing Argent and Gerard with her.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
Teen Wolf: Frownin' & Drownin' (PHOTO RECAP) - TV.com
'Teen Wolf' Recap; The Bloody Legacy of the 2006 Swim Team - Buddy TV
Teen Wolf Recap for Season 2, Episode 10, "Fury": Allison, Your Aim Is True - Wetpaint
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Stiles: Isn’t it obvious? Our swim team sucks! They haven’t won in, like, six years! ... OK, we don’t have a motive yet.
Stiles: Trust me, they’ll let you in. / Mr. Stilinski: Trust you? / Stiles: Trust... Scott?
Derek: This is the one controlling him? This kid?
Matt: Werewolves, hunters, kanimas... It’s like a frickin’ Halloween party every full moon!
Matt: You should give me a chance! Because remember how I said I’m not the kind of guy who would say something like, Well, if I can’t have her, no one can? It’s not totally true. Because, Allison, if I can’t have you, no one can!
Episode Music:
Zola Jesus - Night
"Battlefield"
Summary:
Scott must help win the championship lacrosse game while also trying to figure out how to stop Gerard. At the same time, Allison and Argent continue their hunt of Derek and his wolves.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
Teen Wolf: Lacrosse to Bear (PHOTO RECAP) - TV.com
'Teen Wolf' Recap: When You're Going Through Hell, Take Your Shirt Off - BuddyTV
Teen Wolf Recap of Season 2, Episode 11, "Battlefield": Lacrosse to Bear - Wetpaint
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Stiles: Why would you ask me that? Uh no, I never actually play. But since one of my teammates is dead and another one is missing, who knows, right?
Stiles: I’m fine. You know, aside from the not-sleeping. The jumpiness. The constant, overwhelming, crushing fear that something terrible’s about to happen...
Peter: I’m out of commission for a few weeks and suddenly there’s lizard people, geriatric psychopaths, and you’re cooking up werewolves out of every self esteem-deprived adolescent in town.
Danny: Are you OK, dude? / Jackson: I’m perfect. / Danny: Well, we all know that. But are you OK?
Lacrosse Coach: Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will be joining others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. / Mrs. McCall: What? / Lacrosse Coach: Mankind. That word should have new meaning for all of us today... / Mrs. McCall: What the hell is he talking about? / Stiles: He does this every year. / Mrs. McCall: Seriously? / Lacrosse Coach: We’re fighting for a right to live! / Mrs. McCall: Wait. Is this... / Stiles: Yeah. It’s the speech from Independence Day.
Stiles: I’m playing? On the field? With the team? / Lacrosse Coach: Yes, unless you’d rather play with yourself. / Stiles: I already did that today. Twice.
Sheriff: Oh no. Why is my son out on the field?
Gerard: This would be so much more poetic if it were halftime.
Stiles: I scored a goal? I scored a goal! I scored a goal!!!
Episode Music:
The Datsuns - "Brain Tonic"
Heavy Young Heathens - "Fly Curious"
Heavy Young Heathens - "Tall Order"
DJ Kentaro - "Kikkake (Quemists Remix)"
Blue Stahli - "Jet Set"
Woodkid - "Run Boy Run"
Sunday, July 29, 2012
After It Airs (Teen Wolf 7/9, 16, 23)
Teen Wolf
Season 2 Episode 7-9 - Restraint / Raving / Party Guessed
"Restraint"
Summary:
As Lydia begins to make connections about the bite from Peter, Jackson causes new problems for Scott and Stiles. Meanwhile, Derek has a crisis of faith in his leadership as a new Alpha.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
Teen Wolf: Snake Snacks & Schisms (PHOTO RECAP) - TV.com
'Teen Wolf' Recap: How to Channel Your Inner Lord Voldemort - BuddyTV
Teen Wolf Recap for Season 2, Episode 7, "Restraint": Snakes on the Brain - Wetpaint
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Stiles: But what if we both have to use the bathroom at the same time and there’s only two stalls available, and they’re only right next to each other?...I’ll just hold it.
Stiles: Dad, humor’s very subjective. I mean we’re talking, like, multiple levels of interpretation here! / Sheriff: Uh huh. OK, how exactly am I supposed to interpret the stolen prison transport van? / Stiles: We filled the tank!
Mrs. McCall: It’s not just this. Although a restraining order is a new low that I didn’t think that you would reach quite this soon. It’s everything on top of it. The completely bizarre behavior. The late nights coming home. Having to beg Mr. Harris for you to make up that chemistry test that you missed. / Scott: I missed a chemistry test? / Mrs. McCall: Really, Scott? Really?
Scott: I’m the worst son ever. / Stiles: Well, I’m not winning any prizes either.
Allison: It was my report on an online gaming community that battles mythical creatures. / Stiles: I am part of an online gaming community that battles mythical creatures.
Stiles: You wanna play Catwoman, I’ll be your Batman.
Episode Music:
Oberhofer - "Haus"
Terraplane Sun - "Get Me Golden"
Nicky Blitz - "Hawk"
Dada Life - "Kick Out the Epic Mother******"
StepDad - "Warrior"
M83 - "Coloring the Void"
Flight Facilities - "Crave You"
"Raving"
Summary:
During a secret concert, Scott and Stiles come up with a method to trap the new shapeshifter. At the same time, Allison's mother devises a plan of her own to take care of Scott once and for all.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
Teen Wolf: Rave to the Grave (PHOTO RECAP) - TV.com
'Teen Wolf' Recap: 'Raving' Monsters - Buddy TV
Teen Wolf Recap of Season 2, Episode 8, "Raving": To Catch a Predator - Wetpaint
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Stiles: Just forget about it. Nobody got hurt. / Matt: I had a concussion! / Stiles: Well, no one got seriously hurt. / Matt: I was in the ER for six hours!
Stiles: Sorry Coach. I haven’t seen him since the last time I saw him. / Lacrosse Coach: And when was that? / Stiles: The last time I saw him... Was definitely the time I saw him last.
Stiles: That’s excessive. That’ll bruise. OK.
Vet: You need to be that spark, Stiles. / Stiles: You mean, like light myself on fire? I don’t think I’m up for that.
Stiles: Scott? Pick up. Pick up now! Look, I got like 50 feet of ash left, and I’m out. OK? So you gotta get your wolf-ass down here and help me, because I don’t know what to do and I’m just standing out here... And I’m all alone and I’m hearing gunfire and werewolves. And I’m standing here like a friggin’ idiot, all by myself with a handful of magic fairy dust!
Stiles: Oh my God, it’s working! Oh this is... I did something!
Episode Music:
Duologue - "Crave"
Bombs & Bottles - "Bad Intentions"
Marianas Trench - "Toy Soldiers"
Morgan Page (feat. Greg Laswell) - "Addicted"
The Cinematic Orchestra - "That Home"
Martin Solveig - "The Night Out"
Junkie XL - "Drunk Spelunking"
Armin Van Buuren & Orjan Nilsen - "Belter"
Amtrac - "In Love"
Chris Lake - "Build Up"
N3XTST3P - "Man Vs. Machine"
Mikky Ekko - "We Must Be Killers"
"Party Guessed"
Summary:
Even as his relationship with Allison becomes further strained, Scott and Stiles must attend Lydia's birthday party while Derek locks his new wolves up to watch after them on their first full moon together.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
Teen Wolf: Werewolf Witchcraft! (PHOTO RECAP) - TV.com
'Teen Wolf' Recap: It's Lydia's Party and She'll Resurrect If She Wants To... - Buddy TV
Teen Wolf Recap Season 2, Episode 9, "Party Guessed": Punch Drunk - Wetpaint
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Stiles: Maybe nobody’s coming because Lydia’s turned into the town whackjob.
Allison: We’ve completely ignored her for the past two weeks. / Scott: She’s completely ignored Stiles the past 10 years.
Lydia: And you are? / Transvestite: We’re here for the party. / Lydia: Well come on in.
Stiles: Something’s got to go right here. I mean, we’re getting our asses royally kicked, if you haven’t noticed. People are dying. I got my dad fired. You’re gonna be held back in school. I’m in love with a nutjob... If on top of all that, I gotta watch you lose Allison to a stalker like Matt, I’m gonna stab myself in the face! / Scott: Don’t stab yourself in the face.
Allison: If this is some kind of sick training session, you'd better tell me!
Peter: I heard there was a party. Don't worry, I invited myself.
Episode Music:
St. Lucia - "All Eyes On You"
Stepdad - "Will I Ever Dance Again"
Mustard Pimp - "Money Shot"
Adrian Lux - "Angels"
Make The Girl Dance - "Baby Baby Baby"
Martin Solveig (feat. Kele) - "Ready 2 Go"
Sebastian Ingrosso & Alesso (feat. Ryan Tedder) - "Calling (Lose My Mind)"
Creep (feat. Holly Miranda) - "Animals"
Mustard Pimp - "Radio Techno Allah"
Photek - "Sleepwalking"
Swedish House Mafia vs. Knife Party - "Anidote"
Season 2 Episode 7-9 - Restraint / Raving / Party Guessed
"Restraint"
Summary:
As Lydia begins to make connections about the bite from Peter, Jackson causes new problems for Scott and Stiles. Meanwhile, Derek has a crisis of faith in his leadership as a new Alpha.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
Teen Wolf: Snake Snacks & Schisms (PHOTO RECAP) - TV.com
'Teen Wolf' Recap: How to Channel Your Inner Lord Voldemort - BuddyTV
Teen Wolf Recap for Season 2, Episode 7, "Restraint": Snakes on the Brain - Wetpaint
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Stiles: But what if we both have to use the bathroom at the same time and there’s only two stalls available, and they’re only right next to each other?...I’ll just hold it.
Stiles: Dad, humor’s very subjective. I mean we’re talking, like, multiple levels of interpretation here! / Sheriff: Uh huh. OK, how exactly am I supposed to interpret the stolen prison transport van? / Stiles: We filled the tank!
Mrs. McCall: It’s not just this. Although a restraining order is a new low that I didn’t think that you would reach quite this soon. It’s everything on top of it. The completely bizarre behavior. The late nights coming home. Having to beg Mr. Harris for you to make up that chemistry test that you missed. / Scott: I missed a chemistry test? / Mrs. McCall: Really, Scott? Really?
Scott: I’m the worst son ever. / Stiles: Well, I’m not winning any prizes either.
Allison: It was my report on an online gaming community that battles mythical creatures. / Stiles: I am part of an online gaming community that battles mythical creatures.
Stiles: You wanna play Catwoman, I’ll be your Batman.
Episode Music:
Oberhofer - "Haus"
Terraplane Sun - "Get Me Golden"
Nicky Blitz - "Hawk"
Dada Life - "Kick Out the Epic Mother******"
StepDad - "Warrior"
M83 - "Coloring the Void"
Flight Facilities - "Crave You"
"Raving"
Summary:
During a secret concert, Scott and Stiles come up with a method to trap the new shapeshifter. At the same time, Allison's mother devises a plan of her own to take care of Scott once and for all.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
Teen Wolf: Rave to the Grave (PHOTO RECAP) - TV.com
'Teen Wolf' Recap: 'Raving' Monsters - Buddy TV
Teen Wolf Recap of Season 2, Episode 8, "Raving": To Catch a Predator - Wetpaint
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Stiles: Just forget about it. Nobody got hurt. / Matt: I had a concussion! / Stiles: Well, no one got seriously hurt. / Matt: I was in the ER for six hours!
Stiles: Sorry Coach. I haven’t seen him since the last time I saw him. / Lacrosse Coach: And when was that? / Stiles: The last time I saw him... Was definitely the time I saw him last.
Stiles: That’s excessive. That’ll bruise. OK.
Vet: You need to be that spark, Stiles. / Stiles: You mean, like light myself on fire? I don’t think I’m up for that.
Stiles: Scott? Pick up. Pick up now! Look, I got like 50 feet of ash left, and I’m out. OK? So you gotta get your wolf-ass down here and help me, because I don’t know what to do and I’m just standing out here... And I’m all alone and I’m hearing gunfire and werewolves. And I’m standing here like a friggin’ idiot, all by myself with a handful of magic fairy dust!
Stiles: Oh my God, it’s working! Oh this is... I did something!
Episode Music:
Duologue - "Crave"
Bombs & Bottles - "Bad Intentions"
Marianas Trench - "Toy Soldiers"
Morgan Page (feat. Greg Laswell) - "Addicted"
The Cinematic Orchestra - "That Home"
Martin Solveig - "The Night Out"
Junkie XL - "Drunk Spelunking"
Armin Van Buuren & Orjan Nilsen - "Belter"
Amtrac - "In Love"
Chris Lake - "Build Up"
N3XTST3P - "Man Vs. Machine"
Mikky Ekko - "We Must Be Killers"
"Party Guessed"
Summary:
Even as his relationship with Allison becomes further strained, Scott and Stiles must attend Lydia's birthday party while Derek locks his new wolves up to watch after them on their first full moon together.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
Teen Wolf: Werewolf Witchcraft! (PHOTO RECAP) - TV.com
'Teen Wolf' Recap: It's Lydia's Party and She'll Resurrect If She Wants To... - Buddy TV
Teen Wolf Recap Season 2, Episode 9, "Party Guessed": Punch Drunk - Wetpaint
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Stiles: Maybe nobody’s coming because Lydia’s turned into the town whackjob.
Allison: We’ve completely ignored her for the past two weeks. / Scott: She’s completely ignored Stiles the past 10 years.
Lydia: And you are? / Transvestite: We’re here for the party. / Lydia: Well come on in.
Stiles: Something’s got to go right here. I mean, we’re getting our asses royally kicked, if you haven’t noticed. People are dying. I got my dad fired. You’re gonna be held back in school. I’m in love with a nutjob... If on top of all that, I gotta watch you lose Allison to a stalker like Matt, I’m gonna stab myself in the face! / Scott: Don’t stab yourself in the face.
Allison: If this is some kind of sick training session, you'd better tell me!
Peter: I heard there was a party. Don't worry, I invited myself.
Episode Music:
St. Lucia - "All Eyes On You"
Stepdad - "Will I Ever Dance Again"
Mustard Pimp - "Money Shot"
Adrian Lux - "Angels"
Make The Girl Dance - "Baby Baby Baby"
Martin Solveig (feat. Kele) - "Ready 2 Go"
Sebastian Ingrosso & Alesso (feat. Ryan Tedder) - "Calling (Lose My Mind)"
Creep (feat. Holly Miranda) - "Animals"
Mustard Pimp - "Radio Techno Allah"
Photek - "Sleepwalking"
Swedish House Mafia vs. Knife Party - "Anidote"
Sunday, July 8, 2012
After It Airs (Teen Wolf 7/2)
Teen Wolf
Season 2 Episode 6 - Frenemy
Summary:
With startling new information about the shapeshifter, Scott and Stiles hurry to protect their friends while Allison is given an investigative task by her family.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
Teen Wolf: Up in the Club (PHOTO RECAP) - TV.com
'Teen Wolf' Recap: How Do You Solve a Problem Like the Kanima? - BuddyTV
Teen Wolf Recap of Season 2, Episode 6, "Frenemy": The Kanima Banal - Wetpaint
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Lydia: I’ll promise not to say anything about what just happened if you can tell me what the hell just happened?
Stiles: I’m 147 pounds of fair skin and fragile bones. Sarcasm is my only defense.
Stiles: Did you smell somthing? / Scott: Armani.
Stiles: Maybe there’s like a window we could climb through... Or some kind of... Handle. That we could rip off with supernatural strength. Why didn’t I think of that?
Scott: Dude, everyone here’s a dude! I think we’re in a gay club! / Stiles: Man, nothing gets past those keen werewolf senses...
Lydia: So, should I call the police, or is there a non-rapist explanation for being in my yard in the middle of the night?
Lydia: I’m not crazy. I might be the girl who sleepwalks naked and writes backwards on the chalkboard, but at least I’m not one of those desperate vicodin-popping wrist-cutters at school.
Danny: McCall, what are you doing here? / Scott: Just seeing if you’re OK. And wondering if anything weird happened to you today... Besides being paralyzed from the neck-down.
Sheriff: You're not gay. / Stiles: Well...I could be. / Sheriff: Not dressed like that.
Mrs. Argent: Allison. We noticed quite a few calls from your phone to the odd one. Stilinski.
Episode Music:
Atari Teenage Riot - "Collapse of History" (Christine Remix)
Exit 59 - "Danny Boy" (Mike Bordes Mix)
Zedd - "Slam the Door" (Dirty Need Remix)
Shouting at Planes - "Surrender"
Chris Lake & Lazy Rich (feat. Jareth) - "Stand Alone"
Digital Diggers - "Fear the Fever"
Of Verona - "Dark In My Imagination"
Episode Promo:
Season 2 Episode 6 - Frenemy
Summary:
With startling new information about the shapeshifter, Scott and Stiles hurry to protect their friends while Allison is given an investigative task by her family.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
Teen Wolf: Up in the Club (PHOTO RECAP) - TV.com
'Teen Wolf' Recap: How Do You Solve a Problem Like the Kanima? - BuddyTV
Teen Wolf Recap of Season 2, Episode 6, "Frenemy": The Kanima Banal - Wetpaint
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Lydia: I’ll promise not to say anything about what just happened if you can tell me what the hell just happened?
Stiles: I’m 147 pounds of fair skin and fragile bones. Sarcasm is my only defense.
Stiles: Did you smell somthing? / Scott: Armani.
Stiles: Maybe there’s like a window we could climb through... Or some kind of... Handle. That we could rip off with supernatural strength. Why didn’t I think of that?
Scott: Dude, everyone here’s a dude! I think we’re in a gay club! / Stiles: Man, nothing gets past those keen werewolf senses...
Lydia: So, should I call the police, or is there a non-rapist explanation for being in my yard in the middle of the night?
Lydia: I’m not crazy. I might be the girl who sleepwalks naked and writes backwards on the chalkboard, but at least I’m not one of those desperate vicodin-popping wrist-cutters at school.
Danny: McCall, what are you doing here? / Scott: Just seeing if you’re OK. And wondering if anything weird happened to you today... Besides being paralyzed from the neck-down.
Sheriff: You're not gay. / Stiles: Well...I could be. / Sheriff: Not dressed like that.
Mrs. Argent: Allison. We noticed quite a few calls from your phone to the odd one. Stilinski.
Episode Music:
Atari Teenage Riot - "Collapse of History" (Christine Remix)
Exit 59 - "Danny Boy" (Mike Bordes Mix)
Zedd - "Slam the Door" (Dirty Need Remix)
Shouting at Planes - "Surrender"
Chris Lake & Lazy Rich (feat. Jareth) - "Stand Alone"
Digital Diggers - "Fear the Fever"
Of Verona - "Dark In My Imagination"
Episode Promo:
Sunday, July 1, 2012
After It Airs (Teen Wolf 6/25)
Teen Wolf
Season 2 Episode 5 - Venomous
Summary:
Derek becomes convinced that Lydia is the shapeshifter they're after, forcing Scott to gather his friends -- and even some enemies -- to protect her.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
Teen Wolf PHOTO RECAP: Scaling Back (and Neck) - TV.com
'Teen Wolf' Recap: The Kanima Is Revealed! - BuddyTV
Teen Wolf Recap of Season 2, Episode 5, "Venomous": Snack in the Glass - Wetpaint
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Danny: If I come back and you're lying dead under a pile of weight, I'm taking the Porsche.
Derek: You know, Jackson, you've always been kind of a snake.
Jackson: Hey, Testicle Left and Right - what the hell is a kanima?
Lacrosse Coach: Tomorrow's midterm is so profoundly difficult, I'm not even too sure I could pass it.
Scott: How do we know it's not her? / Stiles: Because I looked into the eyes of that thing, OK? And what I saw was pure evil. When I look into Lydia's eyes, I only see 50 percent evil. Alright, maybe 60. But no more than 40 on a good day!
Lacrosse Coach: Anyone else want to answer? This time in English.
Stiles: If you harm one perfect, strawberry-blonde hair on her head, I'm going to turn your little werewolf ass into a fur coat and give it to her as a birthday present.
Lacrosse Coach: You know there are certain responsibilities to being the captain of the lacrosse team. / Scott: Co-captain. / Lacrosse Coach: OK, partial responsibilities.
Lacrosse Coach: Why don't you tell your buddy, Danny, to take care of his equipment. Or I'm gonna make you take care of his equipment for him! And do you really want to be taking care of Danny's equipment all the time? / Scott: That depends. Are we still talking about lacrosse pads?
Stiles: Ah...there's been a few break-ins around the neighborhood...and a murder.
Episode Music:
Vibrolux - "Can't Stop The Rock"
Living Things - "Terror Visions"
Marianas Trench - "Stutter"
Marianas Trench - "Haven't Had Enough"
Coucheron - "Outgrageous"
Digital Daggers - "Bad Intentions"
Episode Promo:
Season 2 Episode 5 - Venomous
Summary:
Derek becomes convinced that Lydia is the shapeshifter they're after, forcing Scott to gather his friends -- and even some enemies -- to protect her.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
Teen Wolf PHOTO RECAP: Scaling Back (and Neck) - TV.com
'Teen Wolf' Recap: The Kanima Is Revealed! - BuddyTV
Teen Wolf Recap of Season 2, Episode 5, "Venomous": Snack in the Glass - Wetpaint
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Danny: If I come back and you're lying dead under a pile of weight, I'm taking the Porsche.
Derek: You know, Jackson, you've always been kind of a snake.
Jackson: Hey, Testicle Left and Right - what the hell is a kanima?
Lacrosse Coach: Tomorrow's midterm is so profoundly difficult, I'm not even too sure I could pass it.
Scott: How do we know it's not her? / Stiles: Because I looked into the eyes of that thing, OK? And what I saw was pure evil. When I look into Lydia's eyes, I only see 50 percent evil. Alright, maybe 60. But no more than 40 on a good day!
Lacrosse Coach: Anyone else want to answer? This time in English.
Stiles: If you harm one perfect, strawberry-blonde hair on her head, I'm going to turn your little werewolf ass into a fur coat and give it to her as a birthday present.
Lacrosse Coach: You know there are certain responsibilities to being the captain of the lacrosse team. / Scott: Co-captain. / Lacrosse Coach: OK, partial responsibilities.
Lacrosse Coach: Why don't you tell your buddy, Danny, to take care of his equipment. Or I'm gonna make you take care of his equipment for him! And do you really want to be taking care of Danny's equipment all the time? / Scott: That depends. Are we still talking about lacrosse pads?
Stiles: Ah...there's been a few break-ins around the neighborhood...and a murder.
Episode Music:
Vibrolux - "Can't Stop The Rock"
Living Things - "Terror Visions"
Marianas Trench - "Stutter"
Marianas Trench - "Haven't Had Enough"
Coucheron - "Outgrageous"
Digital Daggers - "Bad Intentions"
Episode Promo:
Sunday, June 24, 2012
After It Airs (Teen Wolf 6/18)
Teen Wolf
Season 2 Episode 4 - Abomination
Summary: When the new shapeshifter strikes again, Scott has to recruit a reluctant Allison to acquire a rare book in Gerard's collection, while also once again surviving dinner with her family.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
Teen Wolf: Paralysis Analysis (PHOTO RECAP) - TV.com
'Teen Wolf' Recap: Bestiary? Don't You Mean... - BuddyTV
Teen Wolf Recap of Season 2, Episode 4, "Abomination": The Sign of Bestiary - Wetpaint
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Scott: All things? How many different things are there?
Vet: I'm starting to think I need to buy a more prominent 'Closed' sign.
Stiles: I'll be back. Seething with impotent rage.
Stiles: At least make sure they wash it!
Derek: Does anyone want to try not being completely predictable?
Stiles: I'm so sorry about the other day. I'm trying. We'll get through this. I know because I love you. I love you more than...Oh my God, I can't! You and Allison just need to find a better way to communicate!
Stiles: A bestiary. / Scott: I think you mean beastiality. / Stiles: Nope. I'm pretty sure that I don't.
Danny: I'm supposed to watch you in bed? You remember all the times I told you you're not my type? / Jackson: Just do it. Oh, and FYI: I'm everyone's type.
Allison: I think you mean... / Stiles: No, I mean bestiary! And the two of you, I don't even want to know what's going on in your heads.
Lacrosse Coach: Come on! Is that thing even a teenager? I wanna see a birth certificate.
Lacrosse Coach: How many fingers am I holding up? / Danny: Four? / Lacrosse Coach: Say two!
Stiles: Just stay here. Continue crying. Or not crying. Whatever works for you.
Stiles: Have you seen it? You have this look on your faces like you know exactly what I'm talking about!
Gerard: Why is everyone so quiet? Is it that uncomfortable that they dated?
Allison: Do you want to hit a few banks later?
Episode Music:
Dastik & Infected Mushroom (feat. Jonathan Davis) - Evilution
Jordan Klassen - Sweet Chariot
Jordan Klassen - A Thousand Parasailors
Katie Costello - A Beautiful Mystery
Wolfgang Gartner - There and Back
Hannah Georgas - Chit Chat
Barbouze - There Will Be Blood
Gold Fields - Moves
The Filthy Pillows - Bass Go
Episode Promo Trailer:
Season 2 Episode 4 - Abomination
Summary: When the new shapeshifter strikes again, Scott has to recruit a reluctant Allison to acquire a rare book in Gerard's collection, while also once again surviving dinner with her family.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
Teen Wolf: Paralysis Analysis (PHOTO RECAP) - TV.com
'Teen Wolf' Recap: Bestiary? Don't You Mean... - BuddyTV
Teen Wolf Recap of Season 2, Episode 4, "Abomination": The Sign of Bestiary - Wetpaint
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Scott: All things? How many different things are there?
Vet: I'm starting to think I need to buy a more prominent 'Closed' sign.
Stiles: I'll be back. Seething with impotent rage.
Stiles: At least make sure they wash it!
Derek: Does anyone want to try not being completely predictable?
Stiles: I'm so sorry about the other day. I'm trying. We'll get through this. I know because I love you. I love you more than...Oh my God, I can't! You and Allison just need to find a better way to communicate!
Stiles: A bestiary. / Scott: I think you mean beastiality. / Stiles: Nope. I'm pretty sure that I don't.
Danny: I'm supposed to watch you in bed? You remember all the times I told you you're not my type? / Jackson: Just do it. Oh, and FYI: I'm everyone's type.
Allison: I think you mean... / Stiles: No, I mean bestiary! And the two of you, I don't even want to know what's going on in your heads.
Lacrosse Coach: Come on! Is that thing even a teenager? I wanna see a birth certificate.
Lacrosse Coach: How many fingers am I holding up? / Danny: Four? / Lacrosse Coach: Say two!
Stiles: Just stay here. Continue crying. Or not crying. Whatever works for you.
Stiles: Have you seen it? You have this look on your faces like you know exactly what I'm talking about!
Gerard: Why is everyone so quiet? Is it that uncomfortable that they dated?
Allison: Do you want to hit a few banks later?
Episode Music:
Dastik & Infected Mushroom (feat. Jonathan Davis) - Evilution
Jordan Klassen - Sweet Chariot
Jordan Klassen - A Thousand Parasailors
Katie Costello - A Beautiful Mystery
Wolfgang Gartner - There and Back
Hannah Georgas - Chit Chat
Barbouze - There Will Be Blood
Gold Fields - Moves
The Filthy Pillows - Bass Go
Episode Promo Trailer:
Sunday, June 17, 2012
After It Airs (Teen Wolf 6/11)
Teen Wolf
Season 2 Episode 3 - Ice Pick
Season 2 Episode 3 - Ice Pick
Summary:
Scott struggles to stop Derek from creating new werewolves, while Argent
decides to officially begin Allison's training and the new creature in
town takes another victim.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Lacrosse Coach: McCall, I don't know why, but your pain brings me a special kind of joy.
Lydia: Vertigo's a dysfunction of the vestibular system of the inner ear. She's freaking out.
Lacrosse Coach: Listen up! Anybody sees Isaac Lahey, you immediately tell the principal, get a teacher, or you call me. Except for you Greenburg. Don't call me for anything. I'm not kidding. Don't call me. You shouldn't even have my number.
Stiles: You know you else wants to have a good time? Stiles. Stiles wants to have a good time. Many, many times. Several times in a row. In several different positions.
Stiles: Have you seen the piece-of-crap Jeep that I drive? / Boyd: Have you seen the piece-of-crap bus that I ride?
Lydia: What the holy hell is that?
Stiles: I've got to say this newfound heroism is making me feel very attracted to you. No, seriously. Do you want to try making out for a second? Just to see how it feels?
Erica: I have beautiful everything.
Stiles: And newfound self-confidence. Congratulations Erica.
Episode Music:
Donora - "Champion"
Nikka Costa - "Ching Ching Ching"
Caveman - "Easy Water"
Benjamin Forrest Davis - "Moving the Target"
Meme - "Beat of My Own Song"
Electric Guest - "This Head I Hold"
Donora - "Boom Boom"
Woodkid - "Iron"
Congorock - “Ivory (The Bloody Beatroots Remix)”
Episode Promo:
Tuesday, June 5, 2012
After It Airs (Teen Wolf 6/3 & 6/4)
Teen Wolf
Season 2 Episode 1 & 2 - Omega & Shape Shifted
Summaries:
Omega: When Lydia goes missing from the hospital, werewolves and hunters alike begin a search to discover not only where she is, but what she's become.
Shape Shifted: The night before the new full moon, Isaac's father is murdered. When he's taken into custody, Scott, Stiles and Derek resolve to break him out before the Argents get to him first -- and before the newly bitten teen turns into a werewolf.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
Teen Wolf: Crazy, Good & Crazy Good (PHOTO RECAP) - TV.com
Omega:
'Teen Wolf' Season Premiere Recap: A New Enemy Is On The Hunt For Scott - Hollywood Life
'Teen Wolf' Premiere: More Werewolves, More Secrets, More Near-Naked Teens? (VIDEO) - HuffPost TV
Teen Wolf Recap of the Season Premiere, Part 1: Grandfather Flaws - Wetpaint
'Teen Wolf' Season 2 Premiere: War, Clothing Optional - BuddyTV
Shape Shifted:
'Teen Wolf' Recap: Did Jackson & Lydia Turn During The Full Moon? - Hollywood Life
Teen Wolf Recap of the Season Premiere, Part 2: Sense Education - Wetpaint
'Teen Wolf' Recap: The More Things Change, the More Jackson Stay The Same - BuddyTV
Favorite Episode Quotes (combination of both episodes):
Scott: Do the right-side brakes on your dad’s SUV squeak a little bit? / Allison: Yes... / Scott: Then we’re dead.
Mrs. Argent: Did I interrupt something? / Alison: Just my studying. My life. My happiness. My will to live.
Sheriff: Naked? As in nude? / Mrs. McCall: I’m pretty sure they mean the same thing.
Stiles: Just shove the thing in your face and let’s find her.
Allison: You okay? / Scott: Just another life-threatening conversation with your dad...
Mr. Leahy: If he saw a naked girl outside a computer screen, he’d remember!
Lacrosse Coach: There’s a sick girl, roaming around, totally naked. Now, it’s supposed to get below 40 degrees tonight. I don’t know about you, but the last time it was that cold and I was totally naked, I lost a testicle to exposure! Now I don’t want the same thing happening to some innocent girl!
Jackson: Turning? / Scott: Yeah... Turning. / Jackson: Into what? / Stiles: A unicorn, what do you think, dumbass?
Chemistry Teacher: There it is again -- your voice! Triggering the only impulse I’ve ever had to strike a student. Repeatedly and violently...
Jackson: Sorry, but to be honest, you don’t exactly show outstanding leadership qualities.
Lydia: Well... Is anyone going to get me a coat?
Jackson: Freaks.
Mrs. Argent: Are you aware there’s been an alarming drop in academic achievement and test scores over the past few semesters?
Principal: You can’t fire me! / Mrs. Argent: True. But we can torture you. Scott: I swear I don’t have the urge to maim and kill you. / Stiles: You know, you say that now. But then the full Moon goes up and out come the fangs and the claws and there’s a lot of howling and screaming and running everywhere, OK? It’s very stressful on me! So yes, I’m still locking you up.
Stiles: Please, shut the hell up before I get the urge to maim and kill myself!
Lacrosse Coach: Part of me wants to ask. The other part of me says knowing will be more disturbing than any I could ever imagine. So... I’m gonna walk away.
Allison: Are you sure you’re ready for this? / Lydia: Please. It’s not like my aunt’s a serial killer.
Allison: Maybe it’s the nine pounds?
Stiles: I seriously don’t understand how you survive without me sometimes.
Lacrosse Coach: Stilinksi! What the hell is wrong with your friend? / Stiles: He’s failing two classes, he’s a little socially awkward, and if you look close enough, his jawline’s a little uneven. / Lacrosse Coach: Interesting.
Danny: It’s Armani. / Scott: What? / Danny: My aftershave. Armani. / Scott: Oh. It’s nice.
Scott: How good are these holding cells at holding people? / Stiles: People? Good. Werewolves? Not that good.
Jackson: Just because I kept you from bleeding out on the field once, don’t expect me to come running every time you start screaming.
Stiles: What’s your plan? / Derek: To... distract her. / Stiles: Oh yeah? How? By punching her in the face? / Derek: By talking to her. / Stiles: All right, give me a sample. What are you going to open with?... Dead silence. That should work beautifully. Any other ideas? / Derek: Thinking about punching you in the face...
Stiles: How'd you do that? / Derek: I'm the Alpha.
Stiles: Uh... He did it.
Episode Music:
The Prodigy - "Run With The Wolves"
We The Committee - "Christine Part II"
Gin Wigmore - 'Kill of the Night"
Kram - "Golden Hair"
Of Verona - "Paint the Pictures"
Echoes De Luxe - "Hold On"
Sally Seltmann - "Dream About Changing"
Citizens! - "True Romance"
Marianas Trench - "Truth or Dare"
Gin Wigmore - "Black Sheep"
Example (feat. Don Diablo) - "Hooligans"
Rizzle Kicks - "Down with the Trumpets"
David Condos - "Like Wolves" (with howls)
Season Promo:
Season 2 Episode 1 & 2 - Omega & Shape Shifted
Summaries:
Omega: When Lydia goes missing from the hospital, werewolves and hunters alike begin a search to discover not only where she is, but what she's become.
Shape Shifted: The night before the new full moon, Isaac's father is murdered. When he's taken into custody, Scott, Stiles and Derek resolve to break him out before the Argents get to him first -- and before the newly bitten teen turns into a werewolf.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
Teen Wolf: Crazy, Good & Crazy Good (PHOTO RECAP) - TV.com
Omega:
'Teen Wolf' Season Premiere Recap: A New Enemy Is On The Hunt For Scott - Hollywood Life
'Teen Wolf' Premiere: More Werewolves, More Secrets, More Near-Naked Teens? (VIDEO) - HuffPost TV
Teen Wolf Recap of the Season Premiere, Part 1: Grandfather Flaws - Wetpaint
'Teen Wolf' Season 2 Premiere: War, Clothing Optional - BuddyTV
Shape Shifted:
'Teen Wolf' Recap: Did Jackson & Lydia Turn During The Full Moon? - Hollywood Life
Teen Wolf Recap of the Season Premiere, Part 2: Sense Education - Wetpaint
'Teen Wolf' Recap: The More Things Change, the More Jackson Stay The Same - BuddyTV
Favorite Episode Quotes (combination of both episodes):
Scott: Do the right-side brakes on your dad’s SUV squeak a little bit? / Allison: Yes... / Scott: Then we’re dead.
Mrs. Argent: Did I interrupt something? / Alison: Just my studying. My life. My happiness. My will to live.
Sheriff: Naked? As in nude? / Mrs. McCall: I’m pretty sure they mean the same thing.
Stiles: Just shove the thing in your face and let’s find her.
Allison: You okay? / Scott: Just another life-threatening conversation with your dad...
Mr. Leahy: If he saw a naked girl outside a computer screen, he’d remember!
Lacrosse Coach: There’s a sick girl, roaming around, totally naked. Now, it’s supposed to get below 40 degrees tonight. I don’t know about you, but the last time it was that cold and I was totally naked, I lost a testicle to exposure! Now I don’t want the same thing happening to some innocent girl!
Jackson: Turning? / Scott: Yeah... Turning. / Jackson: Into what? / Stiles: A unicorn, what do you think, dumbass?
Chemistry Teacher: There it is again -- your voice! Triggering the only impulse I’ve ever had to strike a student. Repeatedly and violently...
Jackson: Sorry, but to be honest, you don’t exactly show outstanding leadership qualities.
Lydia: Well... Is anyone going to get me a coat?
Jackson: Freaks.
Mrs. Argent: Are you aware there’s been an alarming drop in academic achievement and test scores over the past few semesters?
Principal: You can’t fire me! / Mrs. Argent: True. But we can torture you. Scott: I swear I don’t have the urge to maim and kill you. / Stiles: You know, you say that now. But then the full Moon goes up and out come the fangs and the claws and there’s a lot of howling and screaming and running everywhere, OK? It’s very stressful on me! So yes, I’m still locking you up.
Stiles: Please, shut the hell up before I get the urge to maim and kill myself!
Lacrosse Coach: Part of me wants to ask. The other part of me says knowing will be more disturbing than any I could ever imagine. So... I’m gonna walk away.
Allison: Are you sure you’re ready for this? / Lydia: Please. It’s not like my aunt’s a serial killer.
Allison: Maybe it’s the nine pounds?
Stiles: I seriously don’t understand how you survive without me sometimes.
Lacrosse Coach: Stilinksi! What the hell is wrong with your friend? / Stiles: He’s failing two classes, he’s a little socially awkward, and if you look close enough, his jawline’s a little uneven. / Lacrosse Coach: Interesting.
Danny: It’s Armani. / Scott: What? / Danny: My aftershave. Armani. / Scott: Oh. It’s nice.
Scott: How good are these holding cells at holding people? / Stiles: People? Good. Werewolves? Not that good.
Jackson: Just because I kept you from bleeding out on the field once, don’t expect me to come running every time you start screaming.
Stiles: What’s your plan? / Derek: To... distract her. / Stiles: Oh yeah? How? By punching her in the face? / Derek: By talking to her. / Stiles: All right, give me a sample. What are you going to open with?... Dead silence. That should work beautifully. Any other ideas? / Derek: Thinking about punching you in the face...
Stiles: How'd you do that? / Derek: I'm the Alpha.
Stiles: Uh... He did it.
Episode Music:
The Prodigy - "Run With The Wolves"
We The Committee - "Christine Part II"
Gin Wigmore - 'Kill of the Night"
Kram - "Golden Hair"
Of Verona - "Paint the Pictures"
Echoes De Luxe - "Hold On"
Sally Seltmann - "Dream About Changing"
Citizens! - "True Romance"
Marianas Trench - "Truth or Dare"
Gin Wigmore - "Black Sheep"
Example (feat. Don Diablo) - "Hooligans"
Rizzle Kicks - "Down with the Trumpets"
David Condos - "Like Wolves" (with howls)
Season Promo:
Sunday, May 20, 2012
After It Airs (SPN 5/18)
Supernatural
Season 7 Episode 23 - Survival of the Fittest
Summary:
Dean and Sam prepare for battle with Dick Roman (guest star James Patrick Stuart). Dick's in the final phase of his plan and the Winchesters must team up with Castiel (guest star Misha Collins), Bobby (guest star Jim Beaver), Meg (guest star Rachel Miner) and Kevin (guest star Osric Chau), the prophet, to stop him. However, Dick is one of the smartest enemies they've ever faced so it's a mind game to see who can keep the upper hand. Robert Singer directed the episode written by Sera Gamble.
*News* Great news! Supernatural will be moving to Wednesdays next fall on The CW! Just goes to show what winning the first ever TV Guide Fan Favorite magazine cover and two People's Choice Awards can do! Sadly though, The CW shows' seasons won't premiere until October.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
'Supernatural' Finale Recap: Who Made It Out Alive In 'Survival Of The Fittest'? - HuffPost TV
Supernatural Recap: "Survival of the Fittest" - TV Guide
Supernatural Finale Recap: They Went Where?! - TV Line
'Supernatural' finale sets up Season 8 with Sam and Dean worlds apart - Zap2it
Supernatural: "Survival of the Fittest" Review - IGN
'Supernatural' Season 7 Finale Recap: Welcome to a Brand New World - BuddyTV
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Dick Roman: How do you take it? / Crowley: Alcoholic.
Crowley: Not easy to kill me, but doable. Especially for you lot. You kill angels, certainly wipe a demon off the board. And yet here we are, negotiating like proper psychopaths.
Dick Roman: I’m talking free-range grazing for all demonkind. I’m willing to cordon off, say, Canada. You and your crew can work your little deals, have your way with the locals.
Dick Roman: We need America. They’re so fat.
Crowley: I can’t deny I long to see those two digested once and for all.
Crowley: You have a deal. I suppose you want it in writing? / Dick: I don't kiss on the mouth. / Crowley: Your loss.
Dean: Dude, on my car, he showed up naked, covered in bees.
Dean: Let’s bone this nun....sorry.
Castiel: Monkeys are so clever, and they’re sensible in that they leave the skins on the bananas that they eat. Is it really necessary to test cosmetics on them? I mean, how important is lipstick to you, Dean?
Castiel: Ah Sister Mary Constance...good choice!
Castiel: I could steal them from their cages, the monkeys, but where would I put them all?
Dean: Did you come here to donkey punch your old grudges or to help us end Dick? Pick a battle.
Crowley: Where’s the fun in clobbering a ball of wet fur? Text me when Sparkles here retrieves his marbles, I suppose.
Dick Roman: There are three rules to contract negotiation. Bring breath mints, get it in writing, and have a plan for when they screw you.
Castiel: Accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity.
Dick Roman: The last time we were in one room, it was inside that angel. As key players I need you up to speed on every aspect of the program, not just the sudden influx of happy, delicious stoners in your neighborhood. Eat up, the sushi’s made of fresh orphan.
Castiel: Do we need a cat? Doesn’t this place feel one species short?
Dean: You got anything to say on the topic of Dicks?
Dean: You let these frigging things in. So you don’t get to make a sandwich, you don’t get a damn cat. Nobody cares that you’re broken, Cas. Clean up your mess!
Bobby: Here’s to running into you guys on the other side. Only not too soon, alright?
Kevin Tran: Dick’s got creamer in his lab. He’s gonna kill all the skinny people.
Crowley: That bone has a bit of a kick. God weapons often do. You should put a warning on the box.
Episode Promo Trailer:
Season 7 Episode 23 - Survival of the Fittest
Summary:
Dean and Sam prepare for battle with Dick Roman (guest star James Patrick Stuart). Dick's in the final phase of his plan and the Winchesters must team up with Castiel (guest star Misha Collins), Bobby (guest star Jim Beaver), Meg (guest star Rachel Miner) and Kevin (guest star Osric Chau), the prophet, to stop him. However, Dick is one of the smartest enemies they've ever faced so it's a mind game to see who can keep the upper hand. Robert Singer directed the episode written by Sera Gamble.
*News* Great news! Supernatural will be moving to Wednesdays next fall on The CW! Just goes to show what winning the first ever TV Guide Fan Favorite magazine cover and two People's Choice Awards can do! Sadly though, The CW shows' seasons won't premiere until October.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
'Supernatural' Finale Recap: Who Made It Out Alive In 'Survival Of The Fittest'? - HuffPost TV
Supernatural Recap: "Survival of the Fittest" - TV Guide
Supernatural Finale Recap: They Went Where?! - TV Line
'Supernatural' finale sets up Season 8 with Sam and Dean worlds apart - Zap2it
Supernatural: "Survival of the Fittest" Review - IGN
'Supernatural' Season 7 Finale Recap: Welcome to a Brand New World - BuddyTV
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Dick Roman: How do you take it? / Crowley: Alcoholic.
Crowley: Not easy to kill me, but doable. Especially for you lot. You kill angels, certainly wipe a demon off the board. And yet here we are, negotiating like proper psychopaths.
Dick Roman: I’m talking free-range grazing for all demonkind. I’m willing to cordon off, say, Canada. You and your crew can work your little deals, have your way with the locals.
Dick Roman: We need America. They’re so fat.
Crowley: I can’t deny I long to see those two digested once and for all.
Crowley: You have a deal. I suppose you want it in writing? / Dick: I don't kiss on the mouth. / Crowley: Your loss.
Dean: Dude, on my car, he showed up naked, covered in bees.
Dean: Let’s bone this nun....sorry.
Castiel: Monkeys are so clever, and they’re sensible in that they leave the skins on the bananas that they eat. Is it really necessary to test cosmetics on them? I mean, how important is lipstick to you, Dean?
Castiel: Ah Sister Mary Constance...good choice!
Castiel: I could steal them from their cages, the monkeys, but where would I put them all?
Dean: Did you come here to donkey punch your old grudges or to help us end Dick? Pick a battle.
Crowley: Where’s the fun in clobbering a ball of wet fur? Text me when Sparkles here retrieves his marbles, I suppose.
Dick Roman: There are three rules to contract negotiation. Bring breath mints, get it in writing, and have a plan for when they screw you.
Castiel: Accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity.
Dick Roman: The last time we were in one room, it was inside that angel. As key players I need you up to speed on every aspect of the program, not just the sudden influx of happy, delicious stoners in your neighborhood. Eat up, the sushi’s made of fresh orphan.
Castiel: Do we need a cat? Doesn’t this place feel one species short?
Dean: You got anything to say on the topic of Dicks?
Dean: You let these frigging things in. So you don’t get to make a sandwich, you don’t get a damn cat. Nobody cares that you’re broken, Cas. Clean up your mess!
Bobby: Here’s to running into you guys on the other side. Only not too soon, alright?
Kevin Tran: Dick’s got creamer in his lab. He’s gonna kill all the skinny people.
Crowley: That bone has a bit of a kick. God weapons often do. You should put a warning on the box.
Episode Promo Trailer:
Labels:
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Supernatural,
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Tuesday, May 15, 2012
After It Airs (Bones 5/14)
Bones
Season 7 Episode 13 - The Past in the Present
Summary:
Christopher Pelant's appeal of his verdict goes to trial, and Booth and Brennan do everything they can to keep him behind bars. But a new murder with ties to Pelant that the team hopes will put him permanently in prison takes a nasty twist that puts Brennan's freedom in jeopardy.
Favorite Episode Recap:
'Bones' Finale Recap: Nothing Is The Way It Seems - BuddyTV
Bones Recap for the Season 7 Finale, Episode 13, "The Past in the Present": We're Afraid of the Big, Bad Wolf! - Wetpaint
'Bones' season finale react: Brennan did WHAT? - EW.com
Extra: Bones Boss Answers Burning Finale Questions, Confirms Season 8 Time Jump and More! - TV Line
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Caroline: This isn’t a court of law. We don’t need proof. That’s why I like it.
Brennan: Sprinkling water on her head seems like an excellent way to counteract the sins she apparently committed before birth.
Booth: We’re at a murder scene here. Not a religious debate.
Sweets: Ringtones won’t hold up in court.
Booth: Sometimes you gotta work a little out of the system, Bones, for the greater good.
Angela: You wouldn’t kill anybody. / Brennan: I believe, under certain circumstances, I certainly would kill.
Booth: Let’s not change for this guy. I love you the way you are, Bones.
Brennan: Why do you think I missed it? / Wendell: Not because you’re the murderer! I don’t think that! I really don’t.
Wendell: I missed that. / Brennan: Perhaps you’re the murderer.
Booth: She didn't do it! / Angela: I know. But the evidence is going another way! / Booth: I’m the one who decides where the evidence goes and when!
Booth: What if he shows up to my house? / Caroline: Then you shoot him in the eyeball.
Angela: I’m just being selfish. If you go to jail, I don’t have anyone to go to baby group with
Booth: Can you just stop being so reasonable, please?
Booth: Fine. Knock yourself out! And I mean it.
Booth: You know she didn’t do it. Otherwise you wouldn’t have put that wrong address on the search warrant. / Caroline: I don’t know what you’re talking about, cher.
Hodgins: I just want to know how Pelant communicates with Skynet before he comes after me!
Booth: I’m gonna get my family back. You tell Bones that!”
Episode Promo Trailer:
Season 7 Episode 13 - The Past in the Present
Summary:
Christopher Pelant's appeal of his verdict goes to trial, and Booth and Brennan do everything they can to keep him behind bars. But a new murder with ties to Pelant that the team hopes will put him permanently in prison takes a nasty twist that puts Brennan's freedom in jeopardy.
Favorite Episode Recap:
'Bones' Finale Recap: Nothing Is The Way It Seems - BuddyTV
Bones Recap for the Season 7 Finale, Episode 13, "The Past in the Present": We're Afraid of the Big, Bad Wolf! - Wetpaint
'Bones' season finale react: Brennan did WHAT? - EW.com
Extra: Bones Boss Answers Burning Finale Questions, Confirms Season 8 Time Jump and More! - TV Line
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Caroline: This isn’t a court of law. We don’t need proof. That’s why I like it.
Brennan: Sprinkling water on her head seems like an excellent way to counteract the sins she apparently committed before birth.
Booth: We’re at a murder scene here. Not a religious debate.
Sweets: Ringtones won’t hold up in court.
Booth: Sometimes you gotta work a little out of the system, Bones, for the greater good.
Angela: You wouldn’t kill anybody. / Brennan: I believe, under certain circumstances, I certainly would kill.
Booth: Let’s not change for this guy. I love you the way you are, Bones.
Brennan: Why do you think I missed it? / Wendell: Not because you’re the murderer! I don’t think that! I really don’t.
Wendell: I missed that. / Brennan: Perhaps you’re the murderer.
Booth: She didn't do it! / Angela: I know. But the evidence is going another way! / Booth: I’m the one who decides where the evidence goes and when!
Booth: What if he shows up to my house? / Caroline: Then you shoot him in the eyeball.
Angela: I’m just being selfish. If you go to jail, I don’t have anyone to go to baby group with
Booth: Can you just stop being so reasonable, please?
Booth: Fine. Knock yourself out! And I mean it.
Booth: You know she didn’t do it. Otherwise you wouldn’t have put that wrong address on the search warrant. / Caroline: I don’t know what you’re talking about, cher.
Hodgins: I just want to know how Pelant communicates with Skynet before he comes after me!
Booth: I’m gonna get my family back. You tell Bones that!”
Episode Promo Trailer:
After It Airs (OUAT 5/13)
Once Upon a Time
Season 1 Episode 22 - A Land Without Magic
Summary:
Regina and Emma share common cause when they try to find a cure for Henry. Meanwhile, in the fairytale world James tries to escape the Queen's dungeon and save Snow... unaware that he's too late.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
Once Upon a Time Season Finale Recap: Something Bad Is Coming - TVLine
Once Upon a Time Finale: How Will the Show Go On in Season 2? - TV Guide
'Once Upon a Time' Recap: A Game-Changing Finale Weaves A Powerful Spell - HuffPost TV
'Once Upon a Time' season finale recap: Now I'm a Believer - EW.com
Once Upon a Time Finale: What Did You Think of "A Land Without Magic"? - E! Online
'Once Upon a Time' Finale Recap: A Queen Stands Alone - Buddy TV
Favorite Episode Quotes: *best quote ever is bolded!
Prince Charming: I will find you, Snow. I will always find you.
The Huntsman: I gave up my heart so that the queen can spare Snow's. Don't let my sacrifice be in vain. Find her.
Dr. Whale: I need something to treat and right now there is no explanation, it's like... / Emma: Like magic.
Regina: There's one other person in this town who knows about this, knows about magic. / Emma: Mr. Gold / Regina: Actually, he goes by Rumpelstiltskin.
Prince Charming: You? You loved someone? / Rumpelstiltskin: It was a brief flicker of light against the motion of darkness. / Prince Charming: What happened? / Rumpelstiltskin: She died.
Rumpelstiltskin: That's the thing about true love - it can slip through your fingers. It's the most powerful magic in the world. The only magic powerful enough to break any curse. It must be protected at all cost.
Mr. Gold: I saved some for a rainy day. / Emma: Well it's storming like a bitch. Where is it?
Regina: You twisted little Imp!
Emma: Henry you were right about the curse, I should of believed you. I'm sorry.
Emma: I just talked to the Evil Queen and Rumpelstiltskin about a quest to find magic.
Mary Margaret: Henry, when I gave you this book it was because I knew, I know life doesn't always have a happy ending.
Prince Charming: Why do you want us together? What do you get out of it? / Rumpelstiltskin: I'm a fan of true love deary, and more importantly, what it creates.
Snow White: You found me. / Prince Charming: You ever doubt I would?
Prince Charming: My mother's ring it lead me back to you and now, I never want it off your finger.
Snow White: Let's take back the kingdom.
Mr. Gold: You're real, you're alive. She did this to you. / Belle: I was told you'll protect me. / Mr. Gold: Yes, I'll protect you. / Belle: I'm sorry, do I know you? / Mr. Gold: No, but you will.
Emma: Henry what's going on? / Henry: The curse! I think you broke it!
Blue Fairy: If I where you Your Majesty, I'd find a place to hide.
David/Prince Charming: Snow! / Mary Margaret/Snow White: Charming. You found me! / David/Prince Charming: Did you ever doubt I would.
Blu-ray/DVD Details:
Available on DVD - August 28, 2012
The exciting releases include a wealth of bonus material and extras including an exploration of the genesis of this exciting series in “Fairy Tales in the Modern World;” “Welcome to Storybrooke;” cast interviews on childhood memories in “Tell Me A Story;” “Building Character; deleted scenes and bloopers. Additionally, the Blu-rayTM exclusively features “Exploring Tall Tales: True Origins,” an exciting interactive archive of fairytale favorites.
Episode Promo Trailer:
Season 1 Episode 22 - A Land Without Magic
Summary:
Regina and Emma share common cause when they try to find a cure for Henry. Meanwhile, in the fairytale world James tries to escape the Queen's dungeon and save Snow... unaware that he's too late.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
Once Upon a Time Season Finale Recap: Something Bad Is Coming - TVLine
Once Upon a Time Finale: How Will the Show Go On in Season 2? - TV Guide
'Once Upon a Time' Recap: A Game-Changing Finale Weaves A Powerful Spell - HuffPost TV
'Once Upon a Time' season finale recap: Now I'm a Believer - EW.com
Once Upon a Time Finale: What Did You Think of "A Land Without Magic"? - E! Online
'Once Upon a Time' Finale Recap: A Queen Stands Alone - Buddy TV
Favorite Episode Quotes: *best quote ever is bolded!
Prince Charming: I will find you, Snow. I will always find you.
The Huntsman: I gave up my heart so that the queen can spare Snow's. Don't let my sacrifice be in vain. Find her.
Dr. Whale: I need something to treat and right now there is no explanation, it's like... / Emma: Like magic.
Regina: There's one other person in this town who knows about this, knows about magic. / Emma: Mr. Gold / Regina: Actually, he goes by Rumpelstiltskin.
Prince Charming: You? You loved someone? / Rumpelstiltskin: It was a brief flicker of light against the motion of darkness. / Prince Charming: What happened? / Rumpelstiltskin: She died.
Rumpelstiltskin: That's the thing about true love - it can slip through your fingers. It's the most powerful magic in the world. The only magic powerful enough to break any curse. It must be protected at all cost.
Mr. Gold: I saved some for a rainy day. / Emma: Well it's storming like a bitch. Where is it?
Regina: You twisted little Imp!
Emma: Henry you were right about the curse, I should of believed you. I'm sorry.
Emma: I just talked to the Evil Queen and Rumpelstiltskin about a quest to find magic.
Mary Margaret: Henry, when I gave you this book it was because I knew, I know life doesn't always have a happy ending.
Prince Charming: Why do you want us together? What do you get out of it? / Rumpelstiltskin: I'm a fan of true love deary, and more importantly, what it creates.
Snow White: You found me. / Prince Charming: You ever doubt I would?
Prince Charming: My mother's ring it lead me back to you and now, I never want it off your finger.
Snow White: Let's take back the kingdom.
Mr. Gold: You're real, you're alive. She did this to you. / Belle: I was told you'll protect me. / Mr. Gold: Yes, I'll protect you. / Belle: I'm sorry, do I know you? / Mr. Gold: No, but you will.
Emma: Henry what's going on? / Henry: The curse! I think you broke it!
Blue Fairy: If I where you Your Majesty, I'd find a place to hide.
David/Prince Charming: Snow! / Mary Margaret/Snow White: Charming. You found me! / David/Prince Charming: Did you ever doubt I would.
Blu-ray/DVD Details:
The exciting releases include a wealth of bonus material and extras including an exploration of the genesis of this exciting series in “Fairy Tales in the Modern World;” “Welcome to Storybrooke;” cast interviews on childhood memories in “Tell Me A Story;” “Building Character; deleted scenes and bloopers. Additionally, the Blu-rayTM exclusively features “Exploring Tall Tales: True Origins,” an exciting interactive archive of fairytale favorites.
Episode Promo Trailer:
Sunday, May 13, 2012
After It Airs (SPN 5/11)
Supernatural
Season 7 Episode 22 - There Will Be Blood
Summary:
In order to defeat Dick Roman (guest star James Patrick Stuart) and the Leviathans, Sam and Dean must locate three key items. Castiel helps with one but for the last objects, the Winchesters must face two of their strongest opponents – an Alpha (guest star Rick Worthy) and Crowley (guest star Mark Sheppard). Meanwhile, Bobby (guest star Jim Beaver) tries out a new ghost trick that ends up being very dangerous. Guy Bee directed the episode written by Andrew Dabb & Daniel Loflin.
Favorite Episode Recap:
'Supernatural' Recap: It's Alpha vs. Leviathan In 'There Will Be Blood' - HuffPost TV
Supernatural Recap: There Will Be Blood - TV Guide
'Supernatural' Recap: Vampires vs. Leviathans - Buddy TV
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Dean: I have read this more times than the Playboy I found in dad’s duffel.
Dean: Anna Nicole. Oh, the good, they die young, huh?
Bobby: I’m in the veil, my Brad Pitt days are over.
Sam: They make food additives, namely high fructose corn syrup. I mean, that crap, it’s in just about everything. Soda, sauces, bread. / Dean: Don’t say pie. / Sam: Definitely pie. / Dean: Bastards.
Sam: The lore doesn’t have a single, real-life example of Caspar the Friendly Ghost. It’s all basically Poltergeist until a Hunter comes along.
Dean: Hey, this one says natural. That means it’s safe, right? / Sam: I hate to break it to you, but corn syrup is natural, technically.
Dean: That’s Sam’s douche tracker. It helps us find the Alpha.
Dean: I can’t do this, man. I can’t live on rabbit food. I’m a warrior.
Dean: Can’t get laid, can’t sleep in. A freaking tragedy.
Dean: 10 ccs of Vamptonite. It’s a thing.
Emily: What’s a Kardashian? / Dean: Oh, that’s just another bloodsucker.
News Reporter: In this hour we’ll go behind the scenes and answer the question everyone’s been asking for months: What makes Dick so hard to beat?
Dean: I think any way you slice it, you’ve got Pac Man and True Blood in the same room, and that’s bad news.
Alpha Vampire: All you really want to do is kill me now. You hate having to wait and come back and try again. See you next season.
Episode Promo Trailer:
Season 7 Episode 22 - There Will Be Blood
Summary:
In order to defeat Dick Roman (guest star James Patrick Stuart) and the Leviathans, Sam and Dean must locate three key items. Castiel helps with one but for the last objects, the Winchesters must face two of their strongest opponents – an Alpha (guest star Rick Worthy) and Crowley (guest star Mark Sheppard). Meanwhile, Bobby (guest star Jim Beaver) tries out a new ghost trick that ends up being very dangerous. Guy Bee directed the episode written by Andrew Dabb & Daniel Loflin.
Favorite Episode Recap:
'Supernatural' Recap: It's Alpha vs. Leviathan In 'There Will Be Blood' - HuffPost TV
Supernatural Recap: There Will Be Blood - TV Guide
'Supernatural' Recap: Vampires vs. Leviathans - Buddy TV
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Dean: I have read this more times than the Playboy I found in dad’s duffel.
Dean: Anna Nicole. Oh, the good, they die young, huh?
Bobby: I’m in the veil, my Brad Pitt days are over.
Sam: They make food additives, namely high fructose corn syrup. I mean, that crap, it’s in just about everything. Soda, sauces, bread. / Dean: Don’t say pie. / Sam: Definitely pie. / Dean: Bastards.
Sam: The lore doesn’t have a single, real-life example of Caspar the Friendly Ghost. It’s all basically Poltergeist until a Hunter comes along.
Dean: Hey, this one says natural. That means it’s safe, right? / Sam: I hate to break it to you, but corn syrup is natural, technically.
Dean: That’s Sam’s douche tracker. It helps us find the Alpha.
Dean: I can’t do this, man. I can’t live on rabbit food. I’m a warrior.
Dean: Can’t get laid, can’t sleep in. A freaking tragedy.
Dean: 10 ccs of Vamptonite. It’s a thing.
Emily: What’s a Kardashian? / Dean: Oh, that’s just another bloodsucker.
News Reporter: In this hour we’ll go behind the scenes and answer the question everyone’s been asking for months: What makes Dick so hard to beat?
Dean: I think any way you slice it, you’ve got Pac Man and True Blood in the same room, and that’s bad news.
Alpha Vampire: All you really want to do is kill me now. You hate having to wait and come back and try again. See you next season.
Episode Promo Trailer:
Labels:
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Friday, May 11, 2012
After It Airs (OUAT 5/6)
Once Upon a Time
Season 1
Summary:
Adam Horowitz and Edward Kitsis, writers of Lost, have created a modern take on fairy tales with a female lead character, Emma swan, who has moved to Maine. The show revolves around the adaptation of fairytale characters such as Snow White and Prince Charming who have been brought into the real world with no knowledge of their true identities, due to the Evil Queen, who cast an evil spell on the entire land.
*Note* This "After It Airs" is a little different than all the rest because it is the first for Once Upon a Time, but the season finale airs this Sunday. Every week after the show aired I wanted to do a post about the episode, but I could never find the time to make up for all the episodes. So I decided this first post would be a little different, and then next week for the season finale, I will do the posts as usual (then continue them on through next season since it was renewed for a second season!).
Pilot (10/23):
Bail bondsman Emma Swan is confronted by Henry, the child that was given up for closed adoption 10 years ago. He asks her to come to his home of Storybrooke with him and explains that the people there are fairy tale characters who don't remember who they are. The boy insists that his adoptive mother, Mayor Regina, doesn't love him, and that Emma has a destiny to fight in a final balance and help good win once and for all.
The Thing You Love Most (10/30):
Regina tries to force Emma out of Storybrooke and out of her and Henry's lives permanently. Meanwhile, it is revealed how the Evil Queen released the curse upon the fairytale world.
Snow Falls (11/6):
Mary Margaret is astonished at the outcome after she reads to John Doe from the storybook while visiting him at the hospital. Back in fairytale world, Snow White and Prince Charming meet up for the first time.
The Price of Gold (11/13):
Emma tries to aid a young pregnant woman who is escaping from Mr. Gold. Meanwhile, in the fairytale world, Cinderella regrets making a deal with Rumplestiltskin.
That Still Small Voice (11/27):
As Sheriff Graham chooses a new deputy for Storybrooke, a mysterious sinkhole appears at the edge of town and threatens to have dire consequences. Back in fairytale world, Jiminy Cricket must make a life-changing decision.
The Shepard (12/4):
While Emma discovers that Graham is lying, David Nolan must choose between his wife and Mary Margaret after he falls in love with the latter. Meanwhile, in the fairytale world Prince Charming confronts his destiny.
The Heart is a Lonely Hunter (12/11):
After kissing Emma, Sheriff Graham begins to remember his real life as the curse weakens. Meanwhile, in the fairytale world, the Queen attempts to find someone who will kill Snow for her.
Desperate Souls (1/8):
Regina and Gold find themselves on opposite sides in Emma's attempt to run for Sheriff, but Emma soon discovers that the price of the election may be too great to pay. In the fairy tale world, a human Rumplestiltskin begins his quest to help his son by finding the power necessary to avoid war.
True North (1/15):
Emma tries to find the birth father of two children to keep them from meeting the same fate she had as a child. In the fairy tale world, the Evil Queen uses Hansel and Gretel steal an artifact for her from a rival.
7:15 A.M. (1/22):
Emma and Regina share a common suspicion over a newcomer to Storybrooke, while David and Mary Margaret try to cope with their feelings. Meanwhile, in the fairytale world, Prince Charming's wedding with King Midas' daughter approaches while Snow tries to cope with her feelings.
Fruit of the Poisonous Tree (1/29):
While Sydney seeks out Emma's help against Regina, Mary Margaret and David continue their clandestine meetings. Meanwhile, in the fairytale world, Snow's father King Leopold receives three wishes from a Genie, who warns him to be careful what he wishes for.
Skin Deep (2/12):
As Valentine's Day arrives, Mary Margaret plans a night out with Ruby and Ashley. Meanwhile, Belle makes a deal and Gold plans vengeance on the thief who robbed him.
What Happened to Fredrick (2/19):
David promises Mary Margaret that he will tell Kathryn about his true feelings. In the fairytale world, Prince Charming offers to help Abigail while looking for Snow.
Dreamy (3/4):
While Mary Margaret and Leroy rekindle an old and unremembered friendship during the Miners Day festival, Emma looks into the disappearance of Kathryn, David's wife. Meanwhile, in the fairy tale world Grumpy falls in love with a fairy.
Red-Handed (3/11):
Emma hires Ruby to help her at the sheriff's office, and to give the woman a chance to determine what she's good at. Meanwhile, the sheriff questions David about his possible involvement in Kathryn's disappearance, while in the fairytale world, Red Riding Hood and her fellow villagers are trapped in their village by a bloodthirsty wolf.
Heart of Darkness (3/18):
While Mary Margaret is arrested for the murder of Kathryn, in the fairy tale world James tries to stop Snow from killing Evil Queen Regina.
Hat Trick (3/25):
Emma is kidnapped by a crazed man obsessed with hats. Meanwhile, the Evil Queen convinces a magic wielder to send her out of the fairy tale world and transport her to Wonderland so she can steal an artifact from the Queen of Hearts.
The Stable Boy (4/1):
Emma continues to try and prove Mary Margaret's innocence in the murder of Kathryn Nolan. Meanwhile, in the fairytale world, Regina must choose between marrying for true love, or accepting her mother Cora's choice for her husband.
The Return (4/22):
While Emma confronts Regina about Kathryn's disappearance, David tries to make amends to Mary Margaret and Mr. Gold tries to learn August's real identity. Meanwhile, in the fairytale world, Baelfire gets his transformed father to agree to return to his original self, untainted by magic.
The Stranger (4/29):
While August offers to show Emma how she can defeat Regina and gain custody of Henry, Regina plans to seduce David. Meanwhile, in the fairytale world Gepetto agrees to save Snow and Charming's daughter, but seeks to save his son Pinocchio as well.
An Apple Red As Blood (5/6):
While Regina schemes to get Emma out of Storybrooke for good, Henry begs Emma to stay. Meanwhile, in the fairytale world Snow calls upon her allies to save Prince Charming and defeat the Evil Queen.
A Land Without Magic (5/13):
Check out my recap after the episode airs on Sunday!
Music From The Show: BUY NOW
1. Once Upon A Time Orchestral Suite 4:13
2. Henry's Proposal 1:17
3. The Queen's Curse 2:46
4. Jiminy Cricket 3:11
5. Dealing With Rumplestiltskin 3:26
6. Belle's Story 2:37
7. Dwarves 2:45
8. The Huntsman 4:31
9. Things Are Changing In Storybrooke 1:47
10. Cinderella 1:44
11. Wedding Dance 1:21
12. Advising Ashley 2:26
13. If The Shoe Fits 1:35
14. Unhappy Endings 3:46
15. Emma And Henry 1:43
16. The Siren 5:07
17. The Man With The Wooden Box 1:11
18. Hope Will Return 1:48
19. Rumplestiltskin In Love 2:19
20. The Genie's Wishes 1:58
21. The Road To True Love 2:50
22. The Family Compass 2:00
23. Burn The Witch 2:34
24. What The Queen Loves Most 2:30
25. The Clock Moves 1:12
Season 1
Summary:
Adam Horowitz and Edward Kitsis, writers of Lost, have created a modern take on fairy tales with a female lead character, Emma swan, who has moved to Maine. The show revolves around the adaptation of fairytale characters such as Snow White and Prince Charming who have been brought into the real world with no knowledge of their true identities, due to the Evil Queen, who cast an evil spell on the entire land.
*Note* This "After It Airs" is a little different than all the rest because it is the first for Once Upon a Time, but the season finale airs this Sunday. Every week after the show aired I wanted to do a post about the episode, but I could never find the time to make up for all the episodes. So I decided this first post would be a little different, and then next week for the season finale, I will do the posts as usual (then continue them on through next season since it was renewed for a second season!).
Pilot (10/23):
Bail bondsman Emma Swan is confronted by Henry, the child that was given up for closed adoption 10 years ago. He asks her to come to his home of Storybrooke with him and explains that the people there are fairy tale characters who don't remember who they are. The boy insists that his adoptive mother, Mayor Regina, doesn't love him, and that Emma has a destiny to fight in a final balance and help good win once and for all.
The Thing You Love Most (10/30):
Regina tries to force Emma out of Storybrooke and out of her and Henry's lives permanently. Meanwhile, it is revealed how the Evil Queen released the curse upon the fairytale world.
Snow Falls (11/6):
Mary Margaret is astonished at the outcome after she reads to John Doe from the storybook while visiting him at the hospital. Back in fairytale world, Snow White and Prince Charming meet up for the first time.
The Price of Gold (11/13):
Emma tries to aid a young pregnant woman who is escaping from Mr. Gold. Meanwhile, in the fairytale world, Cinderella regrets making a deal with Rumplestiltskin.
That Still Small Voice (11/27):
As Sheriff Graham chooses a new deputy for Storybrooke, a mysterious sinkhole appears at the edge of town and threatens to have dire consequences. Back in fairytale world, Jiminy Cricket must make a life-changing decision.
The Shepard (12/4):
While Emma discovers that Graham is lying, David Nolan must choose between his wife and Mary Margaret after he falls in love with the latter. Meanwhile, in the fairytale world Prince Charming confronts his destiny.
The Heart is a Lonely Hunter (12/11):
After kissing Emma, Sheriff Graham begins to remember his real life as the curse weakens. Meanwhile, in the fairytale world, the Queen attempts to find someone who will kill Snow for her.
Desperate Souls (1/8):
Regina and Gold find themselves on opposite sides in Emma's attempt to run for Sheriff, but Emma soon discovers that the price of the election may be too great to pay. In the fairy tale world, a human Rumplestiltskin begins his quest to help his son by finding the power necessary to avoid war.
True North (1/15):
Emma tries to find the birth father of two children to keep them from meeting the same fate she had as a child. In the fairy tale world, the Evil Queen uses Hansel and Gretel steal an artifact for her from a rival.
7:15 A.M. (1/22):
Emma and Regina share a common suspicion over a newcomer to Storybrooke, while David and Mary Margaret try to cope with their feelings. Meanwhile, in the fairytale world, Prince Charming's wedding with King Midas' daughter approaches while Snow tries to cope with her feelings.
Fruit of the Poisonous Tree (1/29):
While Sydney seeks out Emma's help against Regina, Mary Margaret and David continue their clandestine meetings. Meanwhile, in the fairytale world, Snow's father King Leopold receives three wishes from a Genie, who warns him to be careful what he wishes for.
Skin Deep (2/12):
As Valentine's Day arrives, Mary Margaret plans a night out with Ruby and Ashley. Meanwhile, Belle makes a deal and Gold plans vengeance on the thief who robbed him.
What Happened to Fredrick (2/19):
David promises Mary Margaret that he will tell Kathryn about his true feelings. In the fairytale world, Prince Charming offers to help Abigail while looking for Snow.
Dreamy (3/4):
While Mary Margaret and Leroy rekindle an old and unremembered friendship during the Miners Day festival, Emma looks into the disappearance of Kathryn, David's wife. Meanwhile, in the fairy tale world Grumpy falls in love with a fairy.
Red-Handed (3/11):
Emma hires Ruby to help her at the sheriff's office, and to give the woman a chance to determine what she's good at. Meanwhile, the sheriff questions David about his possible involvement in Kathryn's disappearance, while in the fairytale world, Red Riding Hood and her fellow villagers are trapped in their village by a bloodthirsty wolf.
Heart of Darkness (3/18):
While Mary Margaret is arrested for the murder of Kathryn, in the fairy tale world James tries to stop Snow from killing Evil Queen Regina.
Hat Trick (3/25):
Emma is kidnapped by a crazed man obsessed with hats. Meanwhile, the Evil Queen convinces a magic wielder to send her out of the fairy tale world and transport her to Wonderland so she can steal an artifact from the Queen of Hearts.
The Stable Boy (4/1):
Emma continues to try and prove Mary Margaret's innocence in the murder of Kathryn Nolan. Meanwhile, in the fairytale world, Regina must choose between marrying for true love, or accepting her mother Cora's choice for her husband.
The Return (4/22):
While Emma confronts Regina about Kathryn's disappearance, David tries to make amends to Mary Margaret and Mr. Gold tries to learn August's real identity. Meanwhile, in the fairytale world, Baelfire gets his transformed father to agree to return to his original self, untainted by magic.
The Stranger (4/29):
While August offers to show Emma how she can defeat Regina and gain custody of Henry, Regina plans to seduce David. Meanwhile, in the fairytale world Gepetto agrees to save Snow and Charming's daughter, but seeks to save his son Pinocchio as well.
An Apple Red As Blood (5/6):
While Regina schemes to get Emma out of Storybrooke for good, Henry begs Emma to stay. Meanwhile, in the fairytale world Snow calls upon her allies to save Prince Charming and defeat the Evil Queen.
A Land Without Magic (5/13):
Check out my recap after the episode airs on Sunday!
Music From The Show: BUY NOW
1. Once Upon A Time Orchestral Suite 4:13
2. Henry's Proposal 1:17
3. The Queen's Curse 2:46
4. Jiminy Cricket 3:11
5. Dealing With Rumplestiltskin 3:26
6. Belle's Story 2:37
7. Dwarves 2:45
8. The Huntsman 4:31
9. Things Are Changing In Storybrooke 1:47
10. Cinderella 1:44
11. Wedding Dance 1:21
12. Advising Ashley 2:26
13. If The Shoe Fits 1:35
14. Unhappy Endings 3:46
15. Emma And Henry 1:43
16. The Siren 5:07
17. The Man With The Wooden Box 1:11
18. Hope Will Return 1:48
19. Rumplestiltskin In Love 2:19
20. The Genie's Wishes 1:58
21. The Road To True Love 2:50
22. The Family Compass 2:00
23. Burn The Witch 2:34
24. What The Queen Loves Most 2:30
25. The Clock Moves 1:12
After It Airs (TVD 5/10)
The Vampire Diaries
Season 3 Episode 22 - The Departed
Summary:
Determined to protect his sister, Jeremy makes a decision that will change everything. In the harsh reality of the present situation, Elena longs for simpler times when her parents, Grayson (guest star Jason MacDonald) and Miranda (guest star Erin Beute), and Aunt Jenna (guest star Sara Canning) were still alive and her biggest concern was her relationship with Matt. Stefan and Damon leave Mystic Falls together on a mission, but soon split up when Elena needs one of them. Caroline and Tyler are forced to make a life-changing decision. Finally, Bonnie makes a secret deal that has heartbreaking consequences. John Behring directed the episode with story by Brett Matthews & Elisabeth R. Finch and teleplay by Julie Plec.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
The Vampire Diaries: Into the Blue (PHOTO RECAP) - TV.com
'The Vampire Diaries' finale recap: Elena and Damon's first encounter (of the close kind) and another watery grave - Zap2it
Vampire Diaries Finale Recap: A Night of Shocks! - TV Line
The Vampire Diaries Episode Recap: "The Departed" - TVGuide
The Vampire Diaries Finale Recap: Elena Chooses Between Brothers and [Spoiler] Dies! - E!
'The Vampire Diaries' Season 3 Finale Recap: Elena Makes Her Choice - HuffPost TV
'The Vampire Diaries' Season 3 Finale Recap: Heartbreaking Choices, Shocking Deaths - BuddyTV
Review of THE VAMPIRE DIARIES - 'The Departed' - The TV Watchtower
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Jeremy: When you find your sister unconscious, you call 911. / Damon: Not when you have a parade of vampires at your disposal!
Damon:Have I told you lately how much I appreciate you not being the dumbest brother on Earth?
Damon: Our life is one big proverbial coin toss.
Alaric: I’m Elena’s guardian. I thought it was strange I didn’t get a phone call.
Caroline: Do you want tea? Maybe some vodka? Both will help you sleep.
Elijah: I will not revive Klaus in yours or even your children’s lifetimes. Perhaps that will finally teach him some manners.
Damon: No! No, no, no, no. Did I mention no?
Tyler: We’ve got to travel light. So what do you need? /Caroline: Just you! Maybe a curling iron...
Damon:You know, I’m not halfway out of Virginia, and Elena sells our souls to the Originals. / Bonnie: It was her call. / Damon: You know what else was her call? Everything bad, ever.
Stefan: That’s just in case there is no later.
Matt: Sorry. I over-honeyed. I suck at tea.
Stefan: An hour’s not enough to get you back to Mystic Falls. / Damon: For us to have our epic goodbye, Stefan? / Stefan: Not us, brother. You and Elena. / Damon: Well, I guess you’ll just have to say goodbye for both of us.
Damon: Since I’m possibly a dead man, can I ask you a question? / Elena: Yeah, of course. / Damon: If it was just down to him and me, and you had to make a choice, who got the goodbye? Who would it be? / Elena: I love him, Damon. / Damon: I get it. Stefan. It’s always going to be Stefan.
Flashback Elena: It’s Mystic Falls. Nothing bad ever happens here.
Damon: You are not dead. You are not dead!
Favorite Scene: Okay it's hard to choose because there were so so so many, but I love love love the triangle between Caroline, Klaus, and Tyler, and this just makes it all the more exciting.
Caroline sobbed as she told Tyler that Klaus was killed. Tyler said: “You’re going to be fine, Caroline. Tell my mother I left town like I was supposed to.” There was some kissing involved. Then he started to feel the effects of dying and told Caroline to run away as he started to turn into a werewolf. Everyone assumed Tyler was now dead. But after Caroline left, Bonnie arrived and Tyler stepped out of the shadows. It was there that we learned that Bonnie did a spell to transfer Klaus to Tyler's body! It was actually Klaus with Caroline the whole time! Gahh!
Episode Music:
Pink - "So What"
Low vs. Diamond - "Wasted"
Shadow Rewind - "Airplane"
Metric - "Sick Muse"
Sigur Ros - "Dauðalogn"
Episode Promo Trailer:
Season 3 Episode 22 - The Departed
Summary:
Determined to protect his sister, Jeremy makes a decision that will change everything. In the harsh reality of the present situation, Elena longs for simpler times when her parents, Grayson (guest star Jason MacDonald) and Miranda (guest star Erin Beute), and Aunt Jenna (guest star Sara Canning) were still alive and her biggest concern was her relationship with Matt. Stefan and Damon leave Mystic Falls together on a mission, but soon split up when Elena needs one of them. Caroline and Tyler are forced to make a life-changing decision. Finally, Bonnie makes a secret deal that has heartbreaking consequences. John Behring directed the episode with story by Brett Matthews & Elisabeth R. Finch and teleplay by Julie Plec.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
The Vampire Diaries: Into the Blue (PHOTO RECAP) - TV.com
'The Vampire Diaries' finale recap: Elena and Damon's first encounter (of the close kind) and another watery grave - Zap2it
Vampire Diaries Finale Recap: A Night of Shocks! - TV Line
The Vampire Diaries Episode Recap: "The Departed" - TVGuide
The Vampire Diaries Finale Recap: Elena Chooses Between Brothers and [Spoiler] Dies! - E!
'The Vampire Diaries' Season 3 Finale Recap: Elena Makes Her Choice - HuffPost TV
'The Vampire Diaries' Season 3 Finale Recap: Heartbreaking Choices, Shocking Deaths - BuddyTV
Review of THE VAMPIRE DIARIES - 'The Departed' - The TV Watchtower
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Jeremy: When you find your sister unconscious, you call 911. / Damon: Not when you have a parade of vampires at your disposal!
Damon:Have I told you lately how much I appreciate you not being the dumbest brother on Earth?
Damon: Our life is one big proverbial coin toss.
Alaric: I’m Elena’s guardian. I thought it was strange I didn’t get a phone call.
Caroline: Do you want tea? Maybe some vodka? Both will help you sleep.
Elijah: I will not revive Klaus in yours or even your children’s lifetimes. Perhaps that will finally teach him some manners.
Damon: No! No, no, no, no. Did I mention no?
Tyler: We’ve got to travel light. So what do you need? /Caroline: Just you! Maybe a curling iron...
Damon:You know, I’m not halfway out of Virginia, and Elena sells our souls to the Originals. / Bonnie: It was her call. / Damon: You know what else was her call? Everything bad, ever.
Stefan: That’s just in case there is no later.
Matt: Sorry. I over-honeyed. I suck at tea.
Stefan: An hour’s not enough to get you back to Mystic Falls. / Damon: For us to have our epic goodbye, Stefan? / Stefan: Not us, brother. You and Elena. / Damon: Well, I guess you’ll just have to say goodbye for both of us.
Damon: Since I’m possibly a dead man, can I ask you a question? / Elena: Yeah, of course. / Damon: If it was just down to him and me, and you had to make a choice, who got the goodbye? Who would it be? / Elena: I love him, Damon. / Damon: I get it. Stefan. It’s always going to be Stefan.
Flashback Elena: It’s Mystic Falls. Nothing bad ever happens here.
Damon: You are not dead. You are not dead!
Favorite Scene: Okay it's hard to choose because there were so so so many, but I love love love the triangle between Caroline, Klaus, and Tyler, and this just makes it all the more exciting.
Caroline sobbed as she told Tyler that Klaus was killed. Tyler said: “You’re going to be fine, Caroline. Tell my mother I left town like I was supposed to.” There was some kissing involved. Then he started to feel the effects of dying and told Caroline to run away as he started to turn into a werewolf. Everyone assumed Tyler was now dead. But after Caroline left, Bonnie arrived and Tyler stepped out of the shadows. It was there that we learned that Bonnie did a spell to transfer Klaus to Tyler's body! It was actually Klaus with Caroline the whole time! Gahh!
Episode Music:
Pink - "So What"
Low vs. Diamond - "Wasted"
Shadow Rewind - "Airplane"
Metric - "Sick Muse"
Sigur Ros - "Dauðalogn"
Episode Promo Trailer:
Labels:
After It Airs,
Television,
The CW Network,
The Vampire Diaries
After It Airs (Bones 5/7)
Bones
Season 7 Episode 12 - The Suit on the Set
Summary:
The crew heads out to LA to work on a film called "Bone of Contention" which is based on Brennan's most recent book; when Brennan finds out that the film lacks authenticity she intervenes to bring it up to snuff; but when a prop body turns out to be an actual murder victim the team must stop working on the film and work the case instead; Booth is also offered a job.
*Note:
I love that Hal Oszan was a guest star on the episode. That man is beautiful and has the best accent. He needs his own TV show stat please.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
'Bones' Recap: Brennan and Booth Go Hollywood - BuddyTV
Bones Recap for Season 7, Episode 12, "The Suit on the Set": The Bone of Contention - Wetpaint
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Cherie: I feel like, in many ways, I could be Dr. Reichs. The only difference is, maybe, she went to college? But other than at, our essence is very, very similar.
Angela: Apparently, the movie is awesome. / Sweets: “Apparently, everything is.
Booth: Look at that, Bones! You got a monorail!
Brennan: ‘Cardiacal’ is not a word!
Jocko: We’re going to need a fresh corpse!
Brennan: I find this rather disillusioning! / Dr. Douglas Fillmore: I did too. Until I got my first paycheck.
Hodgins: Maybe if we solve this case, they’ll put us in the movie more!
Brennan: Please, please! I have been dreaming about making a movie my whole, entire life. Are you going to let one little decomposing corpse get in the way of that?
Mandy Oh: If you solve this, remember: It was all my idea.
Cam: I feel like I’m looking at our lab after a heavy night of drinking.
Brennan: That topiary is remarkable -- it looks just like a cello!
Brennan: You give me far too much credit, Dr. Fillmore. You are perfectly capable of recognizing your own inadequacies.
Blaine: I do my own stunts, but you are awesome!
Booth: His belt buckle says ‘Cooky.’
Brennan: The ice palace is stupid!
Fillmore: I’m gloating. I apologize. Canadians shouldn’t gloat.
Brennan: You’re being incredibly racist! / Mandy Oh: Not incredibly.
Jocko: All I’m trying to do is make some magic. Little bit of magic in an otherwise sad and cruel world! Why is that so difficult? / Booth: Why? Because someone has been murdered. / Jocko: And now my film’s being murdered!
Jocko: I’m not used to real things.
Episode Promo Trailer:
Season 7 Episode 12 - The Suit on the Set
Summary:
The crew heads out to LA to work on a film called "Bone of Contention" which is based on Brennan's most recent book; when Brennan finds out that the film lacks authenticity she intervenes to bring it up to snuff; but when a prop body turns out to be an actual murder victim the team must stop working on the film and work the case instead; Booth is also offered a job.
*Note:
I love that Hal Oszan was a guest star on the episode. That man is beautiful and has the best accent. He needs his own TV show stat please.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
'Bones' Recap: Brennan and Booth Go Hollywood - BuddyTV
Bones Recap for Season 7, Episode 12, "The Suit on the Set": The Bone of Contention - Wetpaint
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Cherie: I feel like, in many ways, I could be Dr. Reichs. The only difference is, maybe, she went to college? But other than at, our essence is very, very similar.
Angela: Apparently, the movie is awesome. / Sweets: “Apparently, everything is.
Booth: Look at that, Bones! You got a monorail!
Brennan: ‘Cardiacal’ is not a word!
Jocko: We’re going to need a fresh corpse!
Brennan: I find this rather disillusioning! / Dr. Douglas Fillmore: I did too. Until I got my first paycheck.
Hodgins: Maybe if we solve this case, they’ll put us in the movie more!
Brennan: Please, please! I have been dreaming about making a movie my whole, entire life. Are you going to let one little decomposing corpse get in the way of that?
Mandy Oh: If you solve this, remember: It was all my idea.
Cam: I feel like I’m looking at our lab after a heavy night of drinking.
Brennan: That topiary is remarkable -- it looks just like a cello!
Brennan: You give me far too much credit, Dr. Fillmore. You are perfectly capable of recognizing your own inadequacies.
Blaine: I do my own stunts, but you are awesome!
Booth: His belt buckle says ‘Cooky.’
Brennan: The ice palace is stupid!
Fillmore: I’m gloating. I apologize. Canadians shouldn’t gloat.
Brennan: You’re being incredibly racist! / Mandy Oh: Not incredibly.
Jocko: All I’m trying to do is make some magic. Little bit of magic in an otherwise sad and cruel world! Why is that so difficult? / Booth: Why? Because someone has been murdered. / Jocko: And now my film’s being murdered!
Jocko: I’m not used to real things.
Episode Promo Trailer:
Sunday, May 6, 2012
After It Airs (SPN 5/4)
Supernatural
Season 7 Episode 21 - Reading Is Fundamental
Summary:
Meg (guest star Rachel Miner) calls Dean (Jensen Ackles) and Sam (Jared Padalecki) and tells them Castiel (guest star Misha Collins) is awake and talking. Meanwhile, a teenager named Kevin (guest star Osric Chau) gets hit by a bolt of lightening and is turned into a reluctant prophet. Sam and Dean believe Kevin holds the key to defeating the Leviathans but must fight off two Archangels who want him for their own purposes. The episode was written and directed by Ben Edlund.
*NEWS* Supernatural has been given an early renewal by The CW for an eighth season!
Favorite Episode Recaps:
Supernatural Episode Recap: "Reading is Fundamental" - TV Guide
'Supernatural' Recap: The Word of God is Revealed - BuddyTV
'Supernatural' react: Sorry - EW.com
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Dean: That’s a lot of fuss over a caveman Lego.
Dean: So Big Daddy Chomper lands here, he grabs himself some Dick.
Meg (to Sam): What up, Bullwinkle?
Meg: Hey Seacrest, guess what? Not a nurse, just playing one on TV.
Meg: He’s been like the naked guy at the rave ever since he woke up. Totally useless.
Castiel: Did you know that a cat’s penis is sharply barbed along its shaft? I know for a fact the females were not consulted about that.
Sam: Metatron? You’re saying a Transformer wrote that? / Dean: No, that’s Megatron.
Castiel: Tree. Horse. Fiddler crab. I can’t read it, it wasn’t meant for angels.
Castiel: But in the end it was you, the Homo Sapien Sapiens. You guys ate the apple, invented pants.
Dean: So Kevin, you can read the chicken scratch on the God rock, huh? It is back in one piece I see. And you’re saying that there’s some sort of a ‘how to punch Dick’ recipe in there somewhere?
Castiel: Those racing dogs were absolutely miserable. They can only think in ovals.
Castiel: I don’t fight anymore. I watch the bees.
Kevin: This looks like a sex torture dungeon. Is this a sex torture dungeon?
Castiel: You seem troubled. Of course, that’s a primary aspect of your personality, so I sometimes ignore it.
Dean: Crowley ain’t the problem this year.
Castiel: Well, you know me. I’m always happy to bleed for the Winchesters.
Episode Promo Trailer:
Season 7 Episode 21 - Reading Is Fundamental
Summary:
Meg (guest star Rachel Miner) calls Dean (Jensen Ackles) and Sam (Jared Padalecki) and tells them Castiel (guest star Misha Collins) is awake and talking. Meanwhile, a teenager named Kevin (guest star Osric Chau) gets hit by a bolt of lightening and is turned into a reluctant prophet. Sam and Dean believe Kevin holds the key to defeating the Leviathans but must fight off two Archangels who want him for their own purposes. The episode was written and directed by Ben Edlund.
*NEWS* Supernatural has been given an early renewal by The CW for an eighth season!
Favorite Episode Recaps:
Supernatural Episode Recap: "Reading is Fundamental" - TV Guide
'Supernatural' Recap: The Word of God is Revealed - BuddyTV
'Supernatural' react: Sorry - EW.com
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Dean: That’s a lot of fuss over a caveman Lego.
Dean: So Big Daddy Chomper lands here, he grabs himself some Dick.
Meg (to Sam): What up, Bullwinkle?
Meg: Hey Seacrest, guess what? Not a nurse, just playing one on TV.
Meg: He’s been like the naked guy at the rave ever since he woke up. Totally useless.
Castiel: Did you know that a cat’s penis is sharply barbed along its shaft? I know for a fact the females were not consulted about that.
Sam: Metatron? You’re saying a Transformer wrote that? / Dean: No, that’s Megatron.
Castiel: Tree. Horse. Fiddler crab. I can’t read it, it wasn’t meant for angels.
Castiel: But in the end it was you, the Homo Sapien Sapiens. You guys ate the apple, invented pants.
Dean: So Kevin, you can read the chicken scratch on the God rock, huh? It is back in one piece I see. And you’re saying that there’s some sort of a ‘how to punch Dick’ recipe in there somewhere?
Castiel: Those racing dogs were absolutely miserable. They can only think in ovals.
Castiel: I don’t fight anymore. I watch the bees.
Kevin: This looks like a sex torture dungeon. Is this a sex torture dungeon?
Castiel: You seem troubled. Of course, that’s a primary aspect of your personality, so I sometimes ignore it.
Dean: Crowley ain’t the problem this year.
Castiel: Well, you know me. I’m always happy to bleed for the Winchesters.
Episode Promo Trailer:
Labels:
After It Airs,
Supernatural,
Television,
The CW Network
After It Airs (TVD 5/3)
The Vampire Diaries
Season 3 Episode 21 - Before Sunset
*NEWS* The Vampire Diaries has been given an early renewal by The CW for a fourth season!
Summary:
Klaus acts on his intentions to leave town with Elena, but finds resistance from a surprising new enemy. Bonnie calls on Abby (guest star Persia White) to help her with a difficult spell. As events spiral out of control, Elena is determined to protect Caroline, Damon and Stefan enlist Tyler’s help, while Bonnie and Jeremy take a terrifying risk to make sure her spell is effective. Damon and Stefan have a surprisingly candid conversation about the future. Chris Grismer directed the episode with story by Charlie Charbonneau & Daphne Miles and teleplay by Caroline Dries.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
The Vampire Diaries: Head Trauma Drama (PHOTO RECAP) - TV.com
'The Vampire Diaries' recap: A heart-stopping moment, a victory party, and a brotherly pact - Zap2it
The Vampire Diaries Episode Recap: "Before Sunset" - TV Guide
'The Vampire Diaries' Recap: Another Original Bites The Dust - HuffPost TV
'The Vampire Diaries' Recap: Making Choices 'Before Sunset' - Buddy TV
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Rebekah: You're supposed to be dead. / Alaric: I am.
Jeremy: That’s what happens when you decide to paint your dead guardian’s room in the middle of the night.
Klaus: And that is what makes you her better option. It’s a shame it’s not easier for Elena to see that. I mean, personally I think she’s wasting her time with Damon.
Damon: Hmm. Digital locator spell. Why the hell do we need you then?
Klaus: It’s OK, you’re safe. We’ll save Elena. You go straight home. You stay inside. Do you understand? Do you understand me? / Caroline: Thank you.
Damon: Why am I still alive?
Klaus: Once you’re dead, you won’t have to choose.
Klaus: But just between us girls, who would you have picked? / Elena: Rot in hell. / Klaus: You’re welcome. Sweet dreams, Elena. It’s been fun.
Tyler: I’m not your little bitch anymore.
Matt: Please, I’m more stealth than that. I’m like a ninja.
Damon: You know how these things pan out, Stefan. She’ll probably make a list of pros and cons and, at the end of the day, dump both our asses.
Episode Music:
The Gods of Macho - "Reno"
Middle Class Rut - "Start To Run"
Analogue Revolution - "Light"
We Were Promised Jetpacks - "Act On Impulse"
James Carrington - "Ache"
Episode Promo Trailer:
Season 3 Episode 21 - Before Sunset
*NEWS* The Vampire Diaries has been given an early renewal by The CW for a fourth season!
Summary:
Klaus acts on his intentions to leave town with Elena, but finds resistance from a surprising new enemy. Bonnie calls on Abby (guest star Persia White) to help her with a difficult spell. As events spiral out of control, Elena is determined to protect Caroline, Damon and Stefan enlist Tyler’s help, while Bonnie and Jeremy take a terrifying risk to make sure her spell is effective. Damon and Stefan have a surprisingly candid conversation about the future. Chris Grismer directed the episode with story by Charlie Charbonneau & Daphne Miles and teleplay by Caroline Dries.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
The Vampire Diaries: Head Trauma Drama (PHOTO RECAP) - TV.com
'The Vampire Diaries' recap: A heart-stopping moment, a victory party, and a brotherly pact - Zap2it
The Vampire Diaries Episode Recap: "Before Sunset" - TV Guide
'The Vampire Diaries' Recap: Another Original Bites The Dust - HuffPost TV
'The Vampire Diaries' Recap: Making Choices 'Before Sunset' - Buddy TV
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Rebekah: You're supposed to be dead. / Alaric: I am.
Jeremy: That’s what happens when you decide to paint your dead guardian’s room in the middle of the night.
Klaus: And that is what makes you her better option. It’s a shame it’s not easier for Elena to see that. I mean, personally I think she’s wasting her time with Damon.
Damon: Hmm. Digital locator spell. Why the hell do we need you then?
Klaus: It’s OK, you’re safe. We’ll save Elena. You go straight home. You stay inside. Do you understand? Do you understand me? / Caroline: Thank you.
Damon: Why am I still alive?
Klaus: Once you’re dead, you won’t have to choose.
Klaus: But just between us girls, who would you have picked? / Elena: Rot in hell. / Klaus: You’re welcome. Sweet dreams, Elena. It’s been fun.
Tyler: I’m not your little bitch anymore.
Matt: Please, I’m more stealth than that. I’m like a ninja.
Damon: You know how these things pan out, Stefan. She’ll probably make a list of pros and cons and, at the end of the day, dump both our asses.
Episode Music:
The Gods of Macho - "Reno"
Middle Class Rut - "Start To Run"
Analogue Revolution - "Light"
We Were Promised Jetpacks - "Act On Impulse"
James Carrington - "Ache"
Episode Promo Trailer:
Labels:
After It Airs,
Television,
The CW Network,
The Vampire Diaries
After It Airs (Bones 4/30)
Bones
Season 7 Episode 11 - The Family and the Feud
Summary:
Another body is discovered in the woods. This time the investigation reveals the victim was part of a Hatfield-McCoy-type battle between two families. At home, Brennan's reluctance to accept her father's babysitting services means she must delve into her own family history to understand her feelings.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
'Bones' Recap: Family Feud - BuddyTV
Bones Recap for Season 7, Episode 11, "The Family in the Feud": Brennan's Momzilla Moment - Wetpaint
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Booth: Bones, look. We’ve gone through two nanny services, four childcare providers, three PhD candidates from American University... Because you care so much about our daughter!
Booth: This is a professional setting... / Brennan: Not for me. There’s nothing more I can do until I get back to the lab. / Booth: Wow. What was that one for? / Brennan: Well, I enjoyed the previous one so much, I wanted one more. I’m done now.
Brennan: There’s no need for the shoes to be on. He clearly wasn’t shot in his feet.
Angela: I hate it when Mom and Mom fight.
Daisy: I’m sure when you settle your babysitting issues, you’ll be a lot less cranky.
Caroline: Get ready to pucker up, because if you solve this one, I’ll plant a little bit of heaven on you.
Caroline: That looks like something! Can you use that? What is it?
Episode Promo Trailer:
Season 7 Episode 11 - The Family and the Feud
Summary:
Another body is discovered in the woods. This time the investigation reveals the victim was part of a Hatfield-McCoy-type battle between two families. At home, Brennan's reluctance to accept her father's babysitting services means she must delve into her own family history to understand her feelings.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
'Bones' Recap: Family Feud - BuddyTV
Bones Recap for Season 7, Episode 11, "The Family in the Feud": Brennan's Momzilla Moment - Wetpaint
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Booth: Bones, look. We’ve gone through two nanny services, four childcare providers, three PhD candidates from American University... Because you care so much about our daughter!
Booth: This is a professional setting... / Brennan: Not for me. There’s nothing more I can do until I get back to the lab. / Booth: Wow. What was that one for? / Brennan: Well, I enjoyed the previous one so much, I wanted one more. I’m done now.
Brennan: There’s no need for the shoes to be on. He clearly wasn’t shot in his feet.
Angela: I hate it when Mom and Mom fight.
Daisy: I’m sure when you settle your babysitting issues, you’ll be a lot less cranky.
Caroline: Get ready to pucker up, because if you solve this one, I’ll plant a little bit of heaven on you.
Caroline: That looks like something! Can you use that? What is it?
Episode Promo Trailer:
Saturday, April 28, 2012
After It Airs (SPN 4/27)
Supernatural
Season 7 Episode 20 - The Girl with the Dungeons and Dragons Tattoo
Summary:
Dick Roman acquires Frank's hard drive that contains sensitive information about the Winchesters and gives it to an unsuspecting brilliant hacker named Charlie (guest star Felicia Day) telling her she has 48 hours to crack the firewall or she is fired. Sam and Dean are tipped off that Dick has the hard drive and race to get to Charlie before she breaks the code. Meanwhile, Bobby tries to help the brothers, but his rage towards Dick for killing him starts to get in the way. John MacCarthy directed the episode written by Robbie Thompson.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
'Supernatural' Recap: Felicia Day Gets Her Geek On In 'The Girls With The Dungeons And Dragons Tattoo' - HuffPost TV
Supernatural Episode Recap: "The Girl With The Dungeons and Dragons Tattoo" - TV Guide
'Supernatural' Recap: The Hacker Saves The Day - BuddyTV
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Dean: So how does this work? I leave the cap off and you just genie your way out?
Bobby: This is about knocking us off the top of the food chain. This is about them Levis living here forever, 1 percenter-style, while we march our dopey, fat asses down to the shiny new death camps at every corner.
Dean: Perfect. It's in the middle of the Death Star.
Dick Roman: You’re kind of completing me right now, Charlie.
Dick Roman: Bruce Springsteen, Eli Manning, our own little Charlie, you know what they are? Irreplaceable. You’re more of a Tim Tebow, Joe Biden type. You got no spark in you.
Charlie: You know, I was having a really good week. I met someone, downloaded the new Robyn album, everything was coming up for me.
Charlie: These things are gonna eat everyone I know. What kind of douchebag stands by for that?
Sam: Who’s your favorite Harry Potter character? / Charlie: Hermione. / Sam: Did Hermione run when Sirius Black was in trouble? Or when Voldemort attacked Hogwarts? / Dean: Seriously? / Charlie: She kicked ass. She actually saves Harry in practically every book. And then she ends up with the wrong…
Dean (to Sam): You go, Dumbledork.
Dean: Pretend he has boobs.
Dean: Do you any tattoos? Give him a little sneak peek there. All tattoos are sexy. / Charlie: Mine is Princess Leia in a slave bikini straddling a 20-sided die. I was drunk, it was Comic-Con.
Charlie: Your password is ‘w1nn1ng’ with two 1s? Fail.
Dean: This is awesome. You know what, new plan: From now on we just sit in the van and send in the 90-pound girl.
Dean: It doesn’t mean I gotta be happy sending in freaking Veronica Mars.
Charlie: So, good luck saving the world. Peace out, bitches.
Dean: She’s kind of like the little sister I never wanted.
Dean: If I had a free shot, I’d have bitch-slapped the hell out of Dick.
Episode Promo Trailer:
Season 7 Episode 20 - The Girl with the Dungeons and Dragons Tattoo
Summary:
Dick Roman acquires Frank's hard drive that contains sensitive information about the Winchesters and gives it to an unsuspecting brilliant hacker named Charlie (guest star Felicia Day) telling her she has 48 hours to crack the firewall or she is fired. Sam and Dean are tipped off that Dick has the hard drive and race to get to Charlie before she breaks the code. Meanwhile, Bobby tries to help the brothers, but his rage towards Dick for killing him starts to get in the way. John MacCarthy directed the episode written by Robbie Thompson.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
'Supernatural' Recap: Felicia Day Gets Her Geek On In 'The Girls With The Dungeons And Dragons Tattoo' - HuffPost TV
Supernatural Episode Recap: "The Girl With The Dungeons and Dragons Tattoo" - TV Guide
'Supernatural' Recap: The Hacker Saves The Day - BuddyTV
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Dean: So how does this work? I leave the cap off and you just genie your way out?
Bobby: This is about knocking us off the top of the food chain. This is about them Levis living here forever, 1 percenter-style, while we march our dopey, fat asses down to the shiny new death camps at every corner.
Dean: Perfect. It's in the middle of the Death Star.
Dick Roman: You’re kind of completing me right now, Charlie.
Dick Roman: Bruce Springsteen, Eli Manning, our own little Charlie, you know what they are? Irreplaceable. You’re more of a Tim Tebow, Joe Biden type. You got no spark in you.
Charlie: You know, I was having a really good week. I met someone, downloaded the new Robyn album, everything was coming up for me.
Charlie: These things are gonna eat everyone I know. What kind of douchebag stands by for that?
Sam: Who’s your favorite Harry Potter character? / Charlie: Hermione. / Sam: Did Hermione run when Sirius Black was in trouble? Or when Voldemort attacked Hogwarts? / Dean: Seriously? / Charlie: She kicked ass. She actually saves Harry in practically every book. And then she ends up with the wrong…
Dean (to Sam): You go, Dumbledork.
Dean: Pretend he has boobs.
Dean: Do you any tattoos? Give him a little sneak peek there. All tattoos are sexy. / Charlie: Mine is Princess Leia in a slave bikini straddling a 20-sided die. I was drunk, it was Comic-Con.
Charlie: Your password is ‘w1nn1ng’ with two 1s? Fail.
Dean: This is awesome. You know what, new plan: From now on we just sit in the van and send in the 90-pound girl.
Dean: It doesn’t mean I gotta be happy sending in freaking Veronica Mars.
Charlie: So, good luck saving the world. Peace out, bitches.
Dean: She’s kind of like the little sister I never wanted.
Dean: If I had a free shot, I’d have bitch-slapped the hell out of Dick.
Episode Promo Trailer:
Labels:
After It Airs,
Supernatural,
Television,
The CW Network
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The Vampire Diaries
Season 3 Episode 20 - Do Not Go Gentle
Summary:
Alaric finds an unexpected ally to guide him on his dangerous new path, while Damon and Meredith (guest star Torrey Devitto) try to figure out what their next move should be. At the school's 1920s Decade Dance, Bonnie asks Jamie (guest star Robert Ri'chard) to go with her and, at Caroline's suggestion, Elena asks Stefan to be her date. Caroline is pleasantly surprised when Tyler shows up at the dance determined to sweep her off her feet, but Klaus does his best to come between them. The dance takes a deadly turn when Damon and Stefan realize they need the help of Matt, Jeremy and especially Bonnie to undo a spell that could prove devastating for everyone. Josh Butler directed the episode written by Michael Narducci.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
The Vampire Diaries: Flapper Keeper (PHOTO RECAP) - TV.com
'The Vampire Diaries' recap: What makes him a man is in the midst of battle, he does not lose himself - Zap2it
'The Vampire Diaries' Recap: A Devastating Goodbye - HuffPost TV
'Vampire Diaries' shocker: Who sobbed? - EW.com
'The Vampire Diaries' Recap: Of Dying and Dances" - BuddyTV
The Vampire Diaries Recap of Season 3, Episode 20, "Do Not Go Gentle": A Whole New Man - Wetpaint
Review of THE VAMPIRE DIARIES - 'Do Not Go Gentle' - The TV Watchtower
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Caroline: Look at them, all bromance-y.
Caroline: I’ve watched The Bachelor! Fair is fair. It is Stefan’s turn.
Damon: Alaric. You remember him, right. About 6-foot-2, tried to hack you into pieces.
Stefan: Given our dangerous dance karma, you sure you’re up for this? / Elena: Getting out of bed is dangerous these days.
Caroline: What are you doing here? If Klaus sees you... / Tyler: What’s he gonna do? Draw you another picture?
Caroline: You do not need to be jealous of Klaus! / Tyler: I am jealous. But I’m also competitive.
Stefan: I blacked out for most of this decade. Remember?
Jamie: The ex boyfriend? / Bonnie: Yeah. / Jamie: That’s not awkward at all.
Damon: Sorry to spoil your 7 minutes in heaven. We have a problem.
Klaus: One dance. I won't bite.
Caroline: Why do you always have to prove you’re the alpha male? / Klaus: I don’t have to prove anything, love. I am the alpha male.
Klaus: You mark my words: Small town boy. Small town world. It won’t be enough for you.
Klaus: Work your magic, witch. Or I’ll start killing people you fancy.
Klaus: The Salvatores and their unshakable bond. I only wonder what will happen when Elena finally makes her choice. Will we see you shake? Just a little bit?
Damon: I offered to snap his neck, put him out of his misery. But he didn’t take me up on it. / Meredith: You seem surprised. / Damon: You just think a guy so used to dying wouldn’t want to drag it out.
Damon: Apparently, my choices have been a little controversial lately.
Alaric: Is this the part where you give me a dream with rainbows and rolling green hills? / Damon: I was drunk when I told you that. / Alaric: Yeah and I told you I’d use it against you. / Damon: Damn you.
Damon: Sorry I killed you. Twice.
Damon: Drink. / Alaric: Actually I’ve been thinking about cutting back.
Episode Music:
Blind Pilot - "We Are The Tide"
Caro Emerald - "That Man"
Sinead O'Connor - "You Do Something To Me"
Helen Forrest - "The Man I Love"
The Fray - "Be Still"
Daughter - "Medicine"
Episode Promo Trailer:
Season 3 Episode 20 - Do Not Go Gentle
Summary:
Alaric finds an unexpected ally to guide him on his dangerous new path, while Damon and Meredith (guest star Torrey Devitto) try to figure out what their next move should be. At the school's 1920s Decade Dance, Bonnie asks Jamie (guest star Robert Ri'chard) to go with her and, at Caroline's suggestion, Elena asks Stefan to be her date. Caroline is pleasantly surprised when Tyler shows up at the dance determined to sweep her off her feet, but Klaus does his best to come between them. The dance takes a deadly turn when Damon and Stefan realize they need the help of Matt, Jeremy and especially Bonnie to undo a spell that could prove devastating for everyone. Josh Butler directed the episode written by Michael Narducci.
Favorite Episode Recaps:
The Vampire Diaries: Flapper Keeper (PHOTO RECAP) - TV.com
'The Vampire Diaries' recap: What makes him a man is in the midst of battle, he does not lose himself - Zap2it
'The Vampire Diaries' Recap: A Devastating Goodbye - HuffPost TV
'Vampire Diaries' shocker: Who sobbed? - EW.com
'The Vampire Diaries' Recap: Of Dying and Dances" - BuddyTV
The Vampire Diaries Recap of Season 3, Episode 20, "Do Not Go Gentle": A Whole New Man - Wetpaint
Review of THE VAMPIRE DIARIES - 'Do Not Go Gentle' - The TV Watchtower
Favorite Episode Quotes:
Caroline: Look at them, all bromance-y.
Caroline: I’ve watched The Bachelor! Fair is fair. It is Stefan’s turn.
Damon: Alaric. You remember him, right. About 6-foot-2, tried to hack you into pieces.
Stefan: Given our dangerous dance karma, you sure you’re up for this? / Elena: Getting out of bed is dangerous these days.
Caroline: What are you doing here? If Klaus sees you... / Tyler: What’s he gonna do? Draw you another picture?
Caroline: You do not need to be jealous of Klaus! / Tyler: I am jealous. But I’m also competitive.
Stefan: I blacked out for most of this decade. Remember?
Jamie: The ex boyfriend? / Bonnie: Yeah. / Jamie: That’s not awkward at all.
Damon: Sorry to spoil your 7 minutes in heaven. We have a problem.
Klaus: One dance. I won't bite.
Caroline: Why do you always have to prove you’re the alpha male? / Klaus: I don’t have to prove anything, love. I am the alpha male.
Klaus: You mark my words: Small town boy. Small town world. It won’t be enough for you.
Klaus: Work your magic, witch. Or I’ll start killing people you fancy.
Klaus: The Salvatores and their unshakable bond. I only wonder what will happen when Elena finally makes her choice. Will we see you shake? Just a little bit?
Damon: I offered to snap his neck, put him out of his misery. But he didn’t take me up on it. / Meredith: You seem surprised. / Damon: You just think a guy so used to dying wouldn’t want to drag it out.
Damon: Apparently, my choices have been a little controversial lately.
Alaric: Is this the part where you give me a dream with rainbows and rolling green hills? / Damon: I was drunk when I told you that. / Alaric: Yeah and I told you I’d use it against you. / Damon: Damn you.
Damon: Sorry I killed you. Twice.
Damon: Drink. / Alaric: Actually I’ve been thinking about cutting back.
Episode Music:
Blind Pilot - "We Are The Tide"
Caro Emerald - "That Man"
Sinead O'Connor - "You Do Something To Me"
Helen Forrest - "The Man I Love"
The Fray - "Be Still"
Daughter - "Medicine"
Episode Promo Trailer:
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